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VampiresRevenge said:
Most of my favoriete quotes come from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Dennis: [after witnessing Mac kiss his Mom at her front door] Oh my God! Ohhh... Charlie: Yeah... that's a terrible thing... a terrible thing for u to see that. Dennis: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him! Charlie: Wait wait wait! What are u gonna do? stempel, punch him in the face? Throw him? Maybe work the body a little? Dennis: I was gonna... Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell u why: It doesn't unbang your Mom. Charlie: Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? u betcha. Mac: Look at Sweet Dee, sitting on her wolk of judgment, handing down life lessons to all the sinners. Frank: I'm going to go oil my chainsaw. Dee: What? Dennis: Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag? Frank: Oh, we do...because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance...a beautiful dance with a chainsaw. Frank: This slot defeats the purpose. I can see your eyes! We might as well get married. Dennis: It's the safest way, Frank. Frank: Dennis, if I was looking for veilig I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall. Artemis: Hi! Name's Artemis... I have a bleached asshole... Charlie: Wait, wait, wait...Check his pulse. Dee: He doesn't have a head, Charlie! Dee: Charlie, don't screw me like this, come on. Charlie: Don't screw you? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee, let me try and remember something. Let's see, was it, did Dee write a musical and come to Charlie with it? No! Charlie wrote a musical and came to Dee with it, and the gang. And the gang likes to screw it up and make it about themselves, and take it away from Charlie, and ruin his hopes and dreams. So let me tell u something, Dee, let me break down a scenario for you. I could cut the song, OK, because I wrote it. I could have Artemis do the song, OK, because u did not write it. of I could strap on a wig and I could do the song myself. So u tell me, Little Miss All That, what do u want to do? Song of no song? Charlie: Hello, Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving u crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furniture? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is! Kitten Mittons. Finally, there is an elegant, comfortable handschoen, mitten for cats…. I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one-legged? Is your cat fat, skinny, of an in-between? That doesn’t matter! Cause one size fits all! Kitten Mittons! You’ll be smitten! So come on down to Paddy’s Pub. We’re the hoooooooommee of the original Kitten Mittons. Meeeeeeeeeeowwwww! Oh, how I love this show.
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