Who the hell R U and how'd U get into my house? And why R U in my house? And what R U doin here?! And-

To answer in order...

I am Fluffles, queen of the Fluffdanians. We're using your house as headquarters. We plan on taking over your world with out cute evil-ness!

RAWR!

(And don't worry. We're going to your basement. It'll make a most suiting hide out!)

im the ghost of the lama queen, i got in your house door galloping through the wall, im her to deliver your banaan flavoured oranje juice. dont worry i was heading for the bacement.

I am a spy!I want to see who ate the pie....Hi!

Didn't I ask a vraag just like this a few days ago?

okay, I'll be in the kitchen.....eating your food. Now i'll sleep on YOUR bed. now i'm gonna use YOUR douche and then I'll-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! GET OUT THE BATHROOM! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


NOW I RAN AWAY, NEVER TO STEP FOOT IN THAT HOUSE AGAIN

who i m u would nevr noe,how i luk i would nevr toon ,wat i want i would truly get and i will make ur house a mess.........................

No No, Why are u in my house?, im not in your house now! get out of my house before i have u killed! *turrets come from the celling tiles n floor boards* we can do this my way of well my way they btoh are get out of my house of die!

ummm, this can be explained, ummm, lets pretend u didn't see me...

Why are u asking me? Ask U.

I has bread, therefore your arguement is invaled.

I am Sophia Symmetry, the part of your mind that makes u vraag everything u have ever known, the line between fiction and reality. Your house is quite easy to get into, with a few..."tools" your measly brain won't be able to comprehend. I am here simply to observe a human in their natural habitat, only curious about the antics of u weaklings, and so far they do quite amuse me. u will not tell me where and where not to go, for that would be a mistake on your part, and I am certainly not here to cause harm! ...As far as u know.

Shadowlurker.