Ok I'm bored and sad so I'm asking this cause I'm bored, ok um Caption contest part 1, please read the rules thank u =]

Rules:

*Remember Patrick is the one mad and Evil Patrick is the one near the girl, and Patrick is mad at Evil Patrick not at Dani so remember, Evil Patrick is flirting with Dani and Patrick's mad cause well Dani is his wife (in my book)

*u could use bad words

* no other names only Patrick of Patrick Stump, Dani of Dani Stump, Evil Patrick of Evil Patrick Stump

*nothing sick please

*no dead animals of dragons please