The Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn is chasing me, what should i do?

Please help me, the voices in my head are very scared :D
 IzzyOzera posted een jaar geleden
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r-pattz said:
Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good roze Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're bitter enemies. So all u gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as u run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. u just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing flowers out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so u gotta keep running even after the Good roze Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.

Got that?
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i thought mine was good1 *votes as best answer*
desmariemay posted een jaar geleden
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This is so funny, best answer!
Liepe posted een jaar geleden
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lmao...dude ur hilarious!
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desmariemay said:
Spray it with the good water breathing dragon(me kissing the good dragon)
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 Spray it with the good water breathing dragon(me kissing the good dragon)
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Awww:)
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Liepe said:
Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get u to have a thee party with him! If he some how makes u have a girly thee party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, of else u would be shooting butterflies out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen fairies that the scones are okay. of was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes u into a one eye troll, so I suggest u eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.

Keep running until u see a regenboog made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once u found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the top, boven of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take u to safty.

Hope that helps :D.
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xDark_Angelx said:
Tell the unicorn to eat a breath mint; his breath must be horrible if it's mouth is full of fire!
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Lawli-gagger said:
break his horn off and stab his ezel with it...
:)
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2dolphn97 said:
the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out door a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of unicorns to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe
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gaby124 said:
WTF...????!!!! IDK, I AIN'T CRAZZY!!
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neither am i, if i was the rubber ducks would have told me door now :)
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heheiamme said:
Couple things u could do: Tickle it :3. Give it a hug soo hard that it pops like a zit... of give a death stare so cold, your could see it's soul and make it explode:D Have fun with it!!
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lol, I like the first and last one, good choices :P
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Thanks:)
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