WHO THE F*** stal MY PHONE!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?

WALDO DID IT!
I SAW HIM SNEAK INTO UR ROOM AND TAKE IT!
I SWEAR!
DON'T SAY I'M LYING!
U KNO I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!
Y DON'T U BELIEVE ME?
FINE, DON'T BELIEVE ME!
IT'S UR OWN FAULT!
NOW Y IS IT MY FAULT?
SO NOW UR TRYING TO BLAME THE CAT?
I'M TELLING U THE TRUTH, I SAW WALDO TAKE UR SPORK!
WAIT, SO UR TELLING ME THAT WE R TALKING ABOUT UR STOLEN PHONE?
RIGHT, NOT THE MISSING SPORK THAT DISSAPEARED FROM MR TUMNIS'S HOUSE?
I OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE ANY PLACE HERE!
BYE!

Me! I think mah iPhone 3G is getting old. So I stal yours.

What're u gonna do about it?


Oh.

You're evil huh?

Well, you've never seen MY style!


*does karate verplaats and breaks your vase*


Was that... vintage?


*gets scared and eats your phone*



Yum. Where'd u get that phone?
I.
Need.
MORE!!!!!

*Puts phone in pocket* PFFT! What are u talking about? Your phone is right there in your hands, duh.
You- *Checks hands*
*Runs off* BYE!

Me I Luv Samsungs

Me!...Wait,no....I prefer iPhones. But I'll take it if u want :)

I eated it!

ehhh.....maybe ur mom ?? XD

i don't know XD
but i think it's her?

uhmm..Nanny Mcfee??? ^_^

are u blameing me?!
oh your not?
um...is it there in u pocket?
*runs off while u check your pockets*you shold have blaimed me when u had the chance!

Me: Him
Me: What do u have to say about yourself Beaker?!
Beaker: MEEP MEEP MEE MEEP MEE MEE MEEP MEEP MEEP MEE MEEP
Me: mmhmm he zei he did it!
Beaker: *shakes head* MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP
Me: don't lie Beaker.
Beaker: MEEP MEE MEE MEE MEEP
ME: u did it I kno...
Fozzie Bear: hallo Beaker look what I found on the floor *holds up phone*
Me: O_O
Beaker: ........MEEP

Perhaps the Cell Phone Gods? Mine disappeared off the bed at 1:30 am a few weeks back... It was a Samsung Intensity in flamingo Red. I loved it and now ended up with the Samsung Intensity II which btw I hate! So if u find yours hopefully mine is sitting along side it!

me,, mwahahaaa:L