Ok I just found this pic and please, I really need help, please, please, please give me a caption for his pic :3, u might get a prop...well of course u will if ur caption is good, cool, funny of awesomeness!!!

"Hey"

"Hi"

"...Are u gonna finish that?"

"Did u get my text?"

"...Yeah, so?"

"Well, u didn't text me back!"

:P

"hey, do u want fries with that??"

Guy standing: hi.
Guy with glasses: sit down, of my bodyguard will snap your neck.
Bald guy: that's me*grunts*

Guy:You single?

Patrick:...

-shrug-I don't feel funny right now... .D.

"So... Got any plans tonight?"

*patrick: "stop. looking. at. me."

Random dude:"I'm watching youuuu~"
Patrick(right?):"I can see that.."

Can u please not chew so loud. I'm trying to(something!! fill in here!!)

"Soo.. whats up?"
"Nothing"
"Oh"

Can i like....like PLEASE have your hat.I mean it is awesomeness!

No.

But why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sighs*


(This is not that funny)

Standing guy: hello, I've been stalking u for twelve years :)
Sitting guy: oh, great. O_O

Okay, not the funniest ever, but I couldn't think of anything else.

hey! dave! hallo dave! dave! dave! dave! hey! hey! hallo dave! dave! hallo hey! dave! dave! dave? dave! dave!
WHAT?!
hi.

here u go "look mate can u keep your hands to yourself as u can see im trying to eat and all u keep doing is bugging me so sit down and be quiet! okay"

Dude thats standing:"Um hi? uh.ok i smell this HORRIBLE smell and it smells like FART..Ok..WHO THE FUCK DID IT???

Dude in the hat:"It wasn't me..ask the bald dude"

Dude thats standing up:"Was it u bald man?"

Dude thats bald:"Sorry yes it was me,i ate cheese,curly fries,a hot dog, some chocolate, TACOSSSSS BABY!!!!, eggs, bacon, and some grits

*Dude thats standing and the dude in the hat looks at each other like WTF??!? O_O* XDDXD

That food u got there looks pretty appitizeing *wink wink*

Standing guy: Can I borrow your new Taylor snel, swift CD?
Sitting guy: No...
Standing guy: Why not?
Sitting guy: What if u break it...?

hallo um Patrick?

Yeah?

Is That My Shirt??

Uh Yeah, So Whatcha Gonna Do Bout It??

Guy standing: hallo do y- OMG! ITS ITS...............its rick right? Patrick: MY NAMES NOT RIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKK!
Spongebob humor.

Guy stand:"Hey." Guy with glasses: "Hello.....what r u Doing?" "Dude standing"Watching u eat." Guy with glasses"SECRUITY!" Bald dude"You ppl are weird....I'm going to leave."