Post a joke!

Yours were ok, heres mine: a clothing store opens up. The owner is alarmed when a similar store opens up on the left of his with a big sign saying, 'lowest prices' then another store opens up on his right with a bigger sign saying, 'greatest deals' the owner of the middle store decides to put up a huge sign over his store that says, 'main entrance'

Yo mama so big that Jabba the Hut zei "Dang!"

it only works if im talking to u

Its actually a riddle:

what is The galaxies most populair coffee shop?
Java the Hutt.

What is Princess Leia's stripper name? Princess Lay-a: her specialty is a " Han Job"

What Doesnt Luke want to go Chritsmas Caroling with Yoda: cause he sings like this

"A Merry Christmas we wish you" " A Merry Christmas we wish you" and a " to u jaar of New Happy"

No, i really don't think your jokes are funny, but dey're clever. my opinion.
my joke:
Two parents got into a huge fit. The mom called the dad a "bastard", the dad called her a "bitch". Their little son walked in. "What does 'bitch' and 'bastard' mean?" he asked. His parents told it meant 'ladies and gentlemen'
The volgende day, the parents got over the fight and decided to have sex. "Feel my titties," she said. "Feel my dick," he said. Their son walked in and asked what those words meant. His parents told him that it meant "hats and coat".
On Thanksgiving, the dad cut himself shaving. "SHIT!" he yelled. His son walked in and asked "What does that mean?" The dad zei it was the brand of shaving cream he used.
Downstairs, the mom cut herself while stuffing the turkey. "Fuck," she said. The son walked in and asked again "What does that mean?" She told him that's what she called stuffing the turkey.
The doorbell rang. It was the relatives. The son opened the door for them. "Okay, bitches and bastards," he zei "Put your titties and dicks on the bed in the upstairs room, while my dad finishes wipes shit off his face and while my mom fucks the turkey,"




Yes, i realize he walks in a lot