Last night I had a dream that we were in the cafeteria at my school and some kid that didn't even go there had a birthday party and they were out of v8 in the lunch line so I went thirsty. And for some reason my boyfriend was there even though he doesn't go there either. And then we started singing a requiem in fake Latin instead of the birthday song. And then there was a book shelf door the cafeteria door and I put away some book and then one of my teachers raped me in the belly button with a straw and my boyfriend shot him with a bazooka....
And then there was this one dream I had one time where I was outside in the back woods behind my house, just chillin and jamming out to BVB, and all of a sudden, out of the bushes, Lady GaGa comes out like those vamps in the first Twilight movie and the first words out of her mouth were "Aaaah. u brought a snack!" and then I offered her a random bag of Doritos.... Then I was like "... Who the fuck ARE you?!" And she was like "I'm Lady GaGa! I'll prove it to you!" And then "Can't be tamed" door Miley Cyrus started blaring and she was dancing to it. And then I was like "That's not even your song." And she shot my in the face.
I need to lay off the caffiene before I go to bed. xD
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your boyfriend shot him with a bazooka...really????
I have dream three times that someone is kidnaping,me and my cousin.LOL it looked so real.and the worst part is that i have seen the kidnaper of my dreams in real life.it was scary
It was one in which I was interviewing a child porn director, and then everyone broke in to song. There's also another one where I kept on being moved from darkness to lightness. I can't decide which is weirder.
Most probily the one with that were-wolf crossed with a centore thing... I walked up to him and zei hi... and asked what his name was... and if he could come to tea... I think he was about to eat me.. then he stopped and asked "Arn't u the one who ate my cousin?"... then he-she-it ran of. It was a nice dream... I'm known as Alice in Narni- Sorry, I'm insane.
I don't think any of my dreams are weird. All of them usually have to do with something I want, of something I think about.
I did once have a dream I was in a band performing a concert and a bunch of grizzly bears bursts through the door and devoured all of my fans. Is that weird enough?
Ok sooo the first time i was like in an acient pool really nice but it was really deep,soo i just walked down to the pool ang got to the button wheni looked up it was all full of water and i drowned. weird...I waked up with my breath hazitazing....or watever u say whe u breath to fast lol
And the other one was when i dreamed of myself being in a teather seing something and then here come Mr.bean & Gerard way LOL and they both pigibacked xD and they yelled at me to come to their stage and i bigipaket gerard xD The End.
I had a dream when I went to candy mountain with charlie and the unicorns xD and then it started raining and it all melted and then a huge aardbei came down from the heavens and everyone started worshipping it and bowing down to it. o_O
I've had A LOT of really weird ones, but here's the main one I can think of. I was Carmella (from The Sopranos) and I'm at some gathering with Tony, Paulie and some of the other guys (in a jam cellar built in a creek) when my cellphone rings. It's Meadow, she's at the docks with Christopher and they accidently killed her best friend Hunter, guess it's dear old mom's job to help dispose of the body, but don't tell Tony, he'll be pissed. So I make up some excuse and leave. They're in the back of a Dollar General/pet store with the body. I'm nervous, but I take charge, we find some cement blocks and tie them to the body, before tossing it in the ocean. The last thing I remember before waking up is standing on the dock with Meadow and watching the body sink into the ocean, a sense of dread overcoming me.
