K,so i was hangin out w/ my bff,ashleigh(ashley)& we were having a contest to see who had a biiger mouth door fitting giant tostitos chips in our mouths.(if u know wat kind im talking about,you know they're ENOOOOOUUUUURRRRMMMOUS!!!!!!!!!! Me:*puts in whole chip* Ashleigh:OMG!!you win!...you know,if i were to give a guy a blowjob,i could only fit like ,3 inches in!you could like,swallow a whole dick!! Me:0.o WTF!!!!????
Hmm. I can remember a recent conversation which was meant to be a compliment towards me but was a tad strange. I've got it saved in my facebook inbox somewhere, I'll find it....
here it is!
Girl: You're like a star, aren't you? u know, because you're so kind.
Me: Aww, thankyou! But that's u hun.
Girl: Nahh. I mean you're extra kind! Everyone loves you! Except the jealous ones... Actually, no! You're better than a star, you're Jesus! Yes! Everyone loved Jesus, except the people who were jealous of him, right?
Me: Um, thanks, if u say so...
Girl: I do. Yeah, you're like the reincarnation of Jesus Emily! Oh my God why didn't I notice it before! u even look like the guy!
Me: How the fuck do u know what Jesus looks like!
Girl: Don't swear, that makes u less like Jesus. No, I'm seriously excited, I actually think you're Jesus, I'm vrienden with Jesus!
Me: Um, *name*, are u ok? I thought it was a compliment at first, but are u saying I have facial hair?!
Girl: Noo. I don't mean u look like a man, I mean your facial features look like Jesus's. Don't worry, he was attractive. Actually that reminds me, me and *name* were saying how much u looked like Michael Jackson the other day, and it's true! You're so lucky!
Me: Why are to telling me this?! I thought u were my friend? :D
Girl: What the hell are u on about? You're the luckiest person in the world! You're Jesus, Michael Jackson, and Emily all in one! And u don't even realize how lucky u are, do you? It's not fair. :(
Me: Are u being sarcastic?
Girl: Wtf? No!
Me: So...you really believe that I'm the reincarnation of Jesus and you're jealous of the fact that I look like a man? o_O
Girl: You've got it wrong. But yes, I do believe that, and I am jealous. Like I said, you're special in this world Em, I wish I was special. Why can't I be the reincarnation of Mary? :(
Me: *name*, I think you'd better go and lie down...
Ok this really isn't a compliment but it was wierd. Ok so a guy ik moves his hand to go around me sort of here is what happened. Me: U wanna lose that hand Luke: u wanna lose ur virginity Me: *shudders* And I slapped him ad walked away the end.... Is that a compliment?
well it wasn't so much the compliment as it was how it was delivered... I was sitting in a store, really bored, and this old black lady comes up to me and says "you are so beautiful! are u finished of are u on a break?"
I get lots of weird ones.... one I always get are compliments about my eyes because they are yellow and blue, so from far away they look green but up close there different a recent one I got was Biology teacher: I really like that sweater Me:ummm thanks? (Silence) Kid (looks at teacher): aww u just made it awkward
Well, when I was about 15 years old, my ex-best friend's counsellor told me I had big cow eyes. And I was like what? I thought it was like some kind of insult but it actually meant that they were big and beautiful.
And if I remember correctly, an old friend of my sister's who was like 8 of 9 at the time and I was 16 I think, zei to me 'You have big boobs.' This was a kid, I wasn't expecting something like that coming from a boy much less an 8 jaar old kid. I guess he didn't get that they come in all different sizes.