Name something funny your teacher did.

Yesterday, in Social Studies, my teacher was telling us about the Roman Empire and how it split. He zei one side tried to attack. And then he asked us how it ended up. No one knew. He then zei "PWNED door the northern side."

Everyone cracked up.

So, what about you?


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MrOrange16 said:
He taught.
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Spi_Kat_Penguin said:
My english teacher got mad and threw a marker at someone, lol.
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hahahah lmao
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lolz
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Lol! Did the poor target dodge in time?
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fin900 said:
He spread a rumor about me that i zei the whole purpose of life is to impress boys. well, it was kinda mean but it made me laugh!
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TDIlover226 said:
My 2nd uur science class is the best place on earth XD

Mr. Lunneman: I want u guys to have a moment of silence to think about the loss of our good friend Steven. His death was terrible, shocking, and know some of u cried when u heard.
Lanni: *whispers* Who's Steven?
James: His pet sprinkhaan :I
Mr. Lunneman: I'm going to be honest.. You're all horrible people. Steve loved u all D:

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iluvsmj said:
farted and cursed
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Duncan-superfan said:
My Human Geography teacher always explains sex in the most awkward way.. XD!

He uses "Gumpy Gumpy" of "Hanky panky".. XDDDD!<3
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lol funny
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Wolfdreamer9 said:
Explained to us what sex was like. Then it turned out she was a virgin.
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ILuvSweeneyTodd said:
In grade 6, our teacher asked charlotte to pin some posters on the back uithangbord of the classroom, but she was too short. So he zei "Fine. I'll do it." So he stood up on a chair, and he fell backwards, hitting his head on the corner of a wooden tafel, tabel (Serves him right!). But he did it really dramatically and it felt as if it was in slow motion. charlotte started panicking and screaming, so he quickly got up and said, and I quote: "I'm okay, I'm okay. I knew I was gonna fall, so I fell."

Me and Steph ran out of the room and we didn't stop laughing all week. XD
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lolz
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LinaHarrow said:
I did have a religion class once where the teacher zei "roflmao" and only me and two kids who play WoW understood it. We cracked up.
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u play WoW? O__O
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how come I understand that, while I don't even play wow... i don't even know what wow is! xD
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^Because it's internet/text language. And WoW is World of Warcraft. @XxEmolovexX- No, I don't, but the pastor who was teaching us and the two kids who cracked up with me do.
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soffi said:
My physics teacher was walking all over the classwhile he was explainig, when suddenly he screamed and BUM, when we all turned our heads towatch him, he was on the floor hahahah it was hilarious!!!!! xD

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MJLegacygirl said:
WELL when mah math teacher was telling something to mah English teacher....When he was getting ready to leave he tripped over a chair and ALMOST fall!! The WHOLE class laughed!! OMG LMFAOOOO!! It's SILL funneh now!! :DDD
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Heeheehee! xD BTW LOVE YOUR ICON!!!! x///)
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Peace_out_kiss said:
turned red like a baloon

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xxeli101xx said:
my math teacher cussed out a parent in front of our class. it was so funny
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mitchie19 said:
Rapped I'mma Be in our Christmas Party. LOL
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ikr? lol
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jessieinCA said:
Be themselves
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zutaradragon said:
um...the only funny thing in the class room. (other then the stories meh math teacher tells about "spark the wonder dog" AKA Bear, my SS teacher's dog) is one time the teacher was trying 2 spell overhemd, shirt and forgot the r...
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 um...the only funny thing in the class room. (other then the stories meh math teacher tells about "spark the wonder dog" AKA Bear, my SS teacher's dog) is one time the teacher was trying 2 spell overhemd, shirt and forgot the r...
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TDIlover4ever said:
Once my 4th grade teacher got so sick of hearing one kid talk, she put duct tape over his mouth for the rest of class....X3
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ha!
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numba1MJfan said:
ok she is the clorgaurd teacher at our school..and im in colorgaurd..she isnt the skinniest person lol shes kinda big..no offence but anyways she did the pop~drop~and lock it dance and she got low lol
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TwilightKat said:
In Math we where learning the surface area of a cylinder. He got out this cylinder that opened up in a net to toon us. But unforcinatly lets just say that it resembled something preverted. The hole class bursted out laughing and he (finally realizing what we're laughing about) puts it away as quickly as possible and yelled at us ^^
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UmOkayThen said:
My 5th period teacher ran into my 2nd period teacher's class, took off his shirt, twirled it around, wiped it between his legs, danced, and then left.
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um ok then...
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Really? O_O
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darkkhorn19 said:
My coach gave a us swimming lessons...

and he pissed in the water. >_> I learned nothing.

And my Science teacher talks about sex all the time. :D
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lol:))
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bubblyboo said:
in form 2 my english yeacher was pregnant and was all hormonal and she threw her duster at the class clown and hit him square in his forehead. it was hilarious. in form three my social studies teacher, who is also my form mistress was using the social studies period to quarrel with us when one boy was only talking and she was like "Simon shut the F*** UP!" she usually cuss but she never heard her say the F word before. it was funny cuz she's really skinny and pushing 5'2"
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sorry i read your teacher was your former mistress and blacked out... O_O
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^XD
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lol. form mistress as in form teacher of homeroom teacher
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Shadowmarioking said:
my math teacher did the soulja boy dance at a pep rally and even invented a song for math
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SnapeSoulmate said:
My gitaar teacher zei to the class he was on his period once. xD
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Diasasis said:
Okay so I was in chemistry and our teacher was working with some chemicals, except he knocked something onto the ground and it exploded into like a fireball, and some stuff on his bureau caught fire. The funny part is while we were all stunned, he ran out of the room, down the hall, turned around, ran back into the room and was like "You guys should probably leave." and then ran back out. We were just like, wow, thanks for thinking of our safety first Prof.
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naice1000 said:
Our French teacher once zei "dont u dare talk infront of my back" XD
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yukikiyruu said:
my english teacher gonna mad on a guy for his result and say to him that she sit on his back if he is not improve his english
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Kiniko90 said:
My French teacher brought a mug, mosquito swatter to class once and spent the entire period swatting mosquitoes in a very dramatic fashion.
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Chaann94 said:
My male English teacher giggled. Like, big time girly-girl giggle.

But here comes the most funniest teacher I have!:
We had an assignment for biology. We had to study human behavior. Here are my teacher's rules, explained door herself.

1. Do not jump into the bushes, people WILL see you.
2. Do not follow someone. He of she will notice and u will be either arrested of punched on the nose.
3. Do not go with all thirty of u stare through the windows of the kinder garten, that's just plain creepy.
4. Do not go and stempel, punch someone in the face and observe what he/she will do then.
5. No, Tim, your dog is not human.
6. Do not climb on someone's backyard fence and peek over it to see if anyone's home, you'll never know what they are doing in there... AND u DON'T HAVE TO EITHER!
Have fun.
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