Wrong: Never underestimate the power of your own stupidity, my friends. Right: SCORE!!! ~high-pitched voice~ (long story short, our B-ball team was playing the local police, and whenever either team shot a basket, my friend would yell 'SCORE!!' in a high, squeaky voice.)
Exclamations: "HOLY FLAMING PANTIES!" "JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!" "WHAT IS THE DEVIL'S TRADITIONAL STYLE CONDO?" "DESSUUUUUU~"
Darn! Moments: "Aaw, tits." "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck this and... fuck the police."
Sarcastic remarks: "Oh, you're cool, bro." "You handled that like straight-up G." "Oh, yes, I love ____ with all of my shriveled ginger heart." "Well, didn't we a shovel down a heaping bucket of douche lamp today."