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What is the creepiest pickup line u have ever heard?

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Mine:
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom zei I couldn't go door myself.

LOL, a guy in 9th grade zei that to me when asking me out! I zei no (obviously) Do u guys have any creepy pickup lines?


 cuteypuffgirl posted een jaar geleden
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wierdgem7 said:
Hey, can u catch me.I think I'm falling... for you!!

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AWE! how is this creepy? ^ ^ <3
coriann posted een jaar geleden
cleo-mermaid said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in you

xD
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XD
girpandababies posted een jaar geleden
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Seems legit! XDD
trainofdoom82 posted een jaar geleden
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wth it works?
coriann posted een jaar geleden
Me_Iz_Here said:
"I want to treat u like my homework. Slam u on the bureau and do u all night long."

And I'm just gonna casually leave this video here. ._.
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victoriya121212 said:
all of these.

Germany: Would u like to sample my bratwurst?

Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when u walked in.

America: Would u like to take a trip to the Washington Monument?

Canada: Let me toon u how well I handle my hockey stick!

England: My Big Ben just struck 12

Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
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all of these. Germany: Would u like to sample my bratwurst? Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when u walked in. America: Would u like to take a trip to the Washington Monument? Canada: Let me toon u how well I handle my hockey stick! England: My Big Ben just struck 12 Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
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what do they say???
11sockmonkey posted een jaar geleden
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I can't read them. Can u tell me what they say? The pictures look so funny... With da raep faces and such.
XxXLolaXxX posted een jaar geleden
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^It's a joke from Hetalia. Don't take it too seriously. That toon makes fun of my country as well.
BlindBandit92 posted een jaar geleden
Usui--takumi said:
"Does this rag smell likechloroform to you?"
"Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would u like to be in my volgende foto shoot?"
"Do u believe in helping the homeless? If yes then takeme home pagina with you."
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have people actually ever zei these to you?
cuteypuffgirl posted een jaar geleden
annabeth-crazed said:
quote from the midnight beasts "book at us now"

how do u like ur eggs, poached, scrambled of fertilized?
-ashley horne (boy, just saying if ur confused)

"im guessing ur legs are like tescos-always open"
-ashley horne

they both made me go "wait, WHAT?" when i read them.
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dreamcatcher321 said:
Nice legs what time do they open?
And
Baby did u just fart? Cause u blow me away!
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
coriann posted een jaar geleden
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XDXDXDXDXD
coriann posted een jaar geleden
InvaderRife said:
Mine

Heeeeey babe?Wanna see an R rated film called Wanna Have Sex?

I just punched him in the face and left
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O-------------O
coriann posted een jaar geleden
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yep
InvaderRife posted een jaar geleden
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somebody zei that to me too;p
TotalDramaChick posted een jaar geleden
Champman3 said:
The most frequently used on me;Can I have your penis...I mean would u like to come inside of me...err um,Wanna go to a dark place,and*I leave* I meant a movie this time
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LOL! lmfao ^ ^
coriann posted een jaar geleden
Twilight_Dream said:
You're so cute. I wanna lock u up in my basement, naked.
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O.O....creepy
coriann posted een jaar geleden
smartone123 said:
"hey little kid u want to come into may car for candy?"
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AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! D:
coriann posted een jaar geleden
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Pedobear.^
NikkiLovesMJ posted een jaar geleden
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:3
smartone123 posted een jaar geleden
NikkiLovesMJ said:
Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck u up.


o.o ..
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TotalDramaChick said:
My friend Dominick told me that his other friend told him these(he didnt use it on him he just told him)

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do u want it in the front of the back?

I dont want to come between you... of do I

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

The ones that were used on me were

Do u like rainbows, cause u can taste my regenboog any time.


Roses are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in u

Wow, People in my school are wacked up.. xD


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kissgwen13 said:
everytime i look at your picture u always look so beatury so bright why won't u go out with me just let me love u and Hold u around your waist..;) please gurl your hot!!! my friend guy friend zei dis.
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thejokersgirl13 said:
Creepy pickup line:

I heard you're going to bed. Mind if I Slytherin?

O_O
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Hahaha
NinaDobrev13 posted een jaar geleden
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lmfao
coriann posted een jaar geleden
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Hiii coriann! :D
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