What is the best comeback u can come up with?

Comebacks? I say be the mature one and walk away. c:

Walk away. I'll just walk away. e.e

I wouldn't say anything. I'd just do this.

What in the name of Saradomin did u just fucking say about me, u little noob? I'll have u know I graduated top, boven of my class in the Void Knights. I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Death Plateua, and I have over 300 quest points. I am trained in black dragon warfare and I'm the top, boven ranger in the entire Runescape armed forces. u are nothing to me but just free attack experience. I will mage u the fuck out with weapon specs the likes of which has never been seen before on this system, mark my fucking private messages. u think u can get away with saying that shit to me over the clan chatrooms? Think again, player. As we type, I am contacting my secret network of magicians across Gielinor and your house portal address is being traced right now. So u better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing u call your account. You're fucking banned, kid. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can summon familiars in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my hotkeys. Not only am I extensively trained in player versus player combat, but I have access to the entire spellbook of the United Kingdom Jagex Corps, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ezel off the face of the servers, u little shit. If only u could have known what unholy retribution your little "protection" prayer was about to bring down upon you, maybe u would have held your fucking mouse. But u couldn't, u didn't, and now you're paying the coins, u Guthixdamn idiot. I will Ice Barrage all over u and u will freeze in it. You're fucking banned, kiddo.

A lot of people say "Your Mom" but I don't see how that is relevant to the situation, your bringing parents into this which means something different rather than a comeback.

Your face.

i got this off of the toon 24:
jack bauer: *takes small rag, throws on ground, pours water on it, wrings and twists it* i bet u dont think i could shove this entire fucking towel all the way down your throat. i bet i can. how about you?

I know u r but what am I ?
jk, it depends on the situation

My comeback is worth a thousand words and a nose bleed
Therefore I win

I just say shut up and then walk away.

"Well.. I.. You... Meh! D'x"

:U True story.

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