Pick my new motto?

Old people at weddings always uses to poke me and say: "you're next!" so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself af the ground and miss.

The computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Dad's sayings: go ask u mother. Don't make me stop this car! No boyfriend till you're 18. A little dirt never hurt anyone. Because I zei so.

Here are a few. Note: none of them are mine! Hope I helped! :)

Life is a fraction of a cosmic blink, so why so serious?

This motto is after your name: be the rainbow, taste the rainbow.

Others: What is my normal day? Sit down watch TV

What do u mean door "I don't have a life"?

never eat rasberries

i fucking love Loki Laufeyson
so much

My mirror disappoints me. Am I the only one?

all I need... Is u smiling, all I need...is life, love with you.

if u could simply believe in me and we would be forever together

This is how an angel dies I blame it on my own sick pride

Maybe I'm a different breed, Maybe I'm not listening

Sail with me into the dark

I say ya kill your heroes and Fly

Never let your fear decide your fate.

Everybody will die. Every dag we just go, go, baby don't go.



and my personal favourites:

Baby, when I'm yellin' at you, It's not your fault, and Baby cause I'm crazy for you,

and

Seriously...It's not supposed to be easy...that's why it feels so fucking good.

"I'm quite old school i prefer MANNERS! desu,masu,arigatou"

Dying is easy,living is hard.

*insert motto here*

"I said, names aren't important... Do u know what is important?... avondmaal is important!"
~Halt, Ranger's Apprentice

"Fair? The only fair around here is the one in September. Deal with it!"
~Kairi, Batman Beyond

"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, sla and tomaat sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomaat is ripe. They're so perky, I love that."
~Miracle Max, Princess Bride

1 : Never go to bed angry, stay aweke and plot your revenge.

2 : Rule No.1: I am never wrong ; Rule No.2 : if I'm wrong, remember the rule No.1 !!!

3 : I gave up sex, drinking and TV, and these where the worst 15 minuten of my whole life !!

4 : I asked God for a bike. But since I know God doesn't work that way, I stal a bike and asked God for forgiveness

5 : I have ennought money to last me forever (unless I buy something)

6 : for my volgende magic trick, I am going to need a condom and a volunter !!!

7 : Nobody ever says "It's only a Game" when there team is winning

8 : I want to die asleep like my granfather. Not sreaming in terror like the people in his car

9 : We are born naked, wet and hungry. And then things get wrose