Tell me a story.

Once there was the ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.:)

There was once a girl and her guy friend who were eating strawberries at his house. She stood up from a white divan, bank and found that she was on her period. It bled through her white shorts as well. There was blood everywhere. Her best friend then mashed the strawberries and placed them on the divan, bank to blend in with the stains. When his parents came in he was all, "WE HAD FRUIT WAR." :D

A girl was babysitting a little boy once and she was wearing shorts. She had a history of cutting. The little boy saw the scars and poked them. Then he zei "I know how those got there. My sister had them. She zei they got there when mean people say bad things about you. Mommy zei my sister's on vacation and she's in a better place now. I miss her so much. Don't go on vacation, please."

*creepy organ music*

Its a short but a cute story ^__^

SON: mummy I lღve , meer than u lღve me ^_^
MOM:how can u prove it dear sweetie pie ^_^
SON:mummy u have 4 sons but I have only one mother ^__^ :'D

The last man on earth wondered if he was hallucinating when he heard a knock on his door.
Da end.

It's a short story.

Once upon a time....



....the end.

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red
Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and goud he had made

But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red
When he met the shield-maiden Matilda, who said;

"Oh, u talk and u lie and u drink all our mead
Now I think it's high time that u lie down and bleed!"

And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal

And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor

once upon a time there were boobs

once upon a time Charlie brown decided to kick a football. He knew that Lucy would try to take it away again. But Charlie had something in store for her if she tried to do it again.
In field~
Lucy sets up the football Charlie starts running. And of course, Lucy took it away. Chalie fell on his back but quickly got up.
"You bitch!" Charlie yelled while running behind a tree. He came from behind it with a shotgun and shot Lucy in the head and watched her die. He walked over and pulled his pants down and did his business.
"Who's laughing now bitch? HAHAHA!"
THE END

once upon a time there was a prince n a princess
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.they both died
the end :p