PONIES ARE EATING MY PINEAPPLES!!!! my burp tastes like pizza .__. u and your whatchamacallsits PONIES ARE EATING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!! .____. I wanna eat your nipples xD my apples! Damn ponies eating the blood apples .___. They're stuffed with hearts A FUCKING PIKACHU WAS ON THE DOOR! He threw a pokeball at the door, catching the Pikachu Then....PINKIE PIE WAS BEING HIT door A krat door PEWDIEPIE!! Oh man....my turkeys were screaming My pigs were so abused...being thrown everywhere... A poo was talking to my pee today...I was staring at the toilet.....seeing what their conversation was.... Then my gitaar flew around in circles It was crazy....later Billie stuck his head in the toilet Then Oreos flew out my window While I screamed at random trees.....saying how jealous they were of my necklace What a day And Tre Cool is bisexual I farted in someone's face today...they cummed so much....such a huge orgasm Then a carrot and a augurk were arguing I'm loyal to my master cause I'm just a doggie I loves my master But....my pigs were telling me to kiss some pickle, I was like "You crazy! I loves my master not a green augurk bean" We are like 1! hallo guess what? I saw a Beetle fucking a tomato Why? The augurk started it... Damn pickles!! The tomaat had a huge boner....I ran inside...then screamed at my poster with Billie then I slapped the door a few times..... My brain is horny for you...so is my cup I never saw a tomaat with a huge fucking boner...never even knew a tomaat can get boners..... PONIES JUMP INTO GALLONS OF BBQ SAUCE!!! there were fat duckies also and along with giant stinkbugs I saw people, talking with their poos........I slapped them all...... I took a shit That was so big it stood up and took a pee DID u TALK TO IT?!?!?!? I NEEDS TO KNOWS!!!!!!! So I can talk with my poo as well I noticed today that my poo and my pee called each other holes.........I so fell into the dirt.... And played with worms Billie zei his poo made out with a cricket.... Baby....what did u poo say?!?!? and do?!??! It killed itself Oh.... Did it smell??? It spiering, spieringen like fucking regenboog ponies Huh interesting........my feet smelled like mountains Can mountains smell? O.o People outside are hooting and mooing Moaning as well .__. I should be leader!! WHOS HAIR SMELLS LIKE HAMBURGERS!!!
