what's the worst thing your pet has ever done

Tore up my bible. I wanted to beat it! But since i dont abuse animals i didnt. But we did get rid of her. It was a dog.

Peed on a overhemd, shirt I liked like 4 times Dx He is a guinea pig c:

One of my cats chews through the wires on my earphones ALL THE TIME! And one of my other cats made claw holes all the way through the first chapter of my Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets book trying to get the pencil I'd used as a bookmark - bad kitties

My dog once ate a bakugan and it popped open in his large intestine and got stuck. We had to spend a few thousand dollars for him to get surgery to get it out. Now that same bakugan is hung on our Christmas boom every year.

My dog perzik bit off three fourths of my nail when we were playing one time. It hurt like a son of a bitch.

Died. My family used to get lots of pet fish, but they all died.

Chewed up my only two shoes while I was asleep. She was a puppy.

Well, I was eating some Cheetos. But then my friend called me and I was wandering around, doing crazy shit while talking. And my dog is a Doberman so she's pretty tall. The teef just stood on her back legs and ate my Cheetos with hot cheese. -.-

When a bird i had peed on my hand -_-

My cat jumped on the counter and ate my spek when I was making breakfast.

It died.

When my dog was just a puppy, I was sitting watching TV eating chocolate, really dark chocolate which is bad for dogs. I left my chocolate bar on the tafel, tabel when I answered a phone, I come back and my dog had eaten the chocolate which is incredibly bad for dogs!
Chocolate speeds up a dogs heartbeat very fast. So we rang the vet and he zei we can't do anything, but lock her in a confined space and wait it out.
So we shut her in the laundry and the whole night she was literally smashing up against the doors non stop and her heartbeat was out of control.

She was very lucky to have survived that, considering her size, and that it was dark concentrated chocolate... god it was horrible :(

Vomited on my bedroom carpet. It's so gross. Too bad pets can't run for a toilet when they are going to be sick.

My seconde dog ate my brothers ps vita like 4 years geleden behind his back.

It was Halloween and we left the candy in a basket door the door and my dog managed to tear open the wrappers (it was like m&m's) and eat the chocolate. But we caught him easily because when we came home, there was a long line of torn wrappers and a very guilty dog.

My dog has a done a lot of bad things.
But I think the baddest is biting my Luigi plush when I went to the bathroom .________. I really like Luigi so I don't want him to be ripped apart. Luckily, I didn't took very long in the bathroom so it only has his spit on it >> He only got a scolding.

When my cat messed up my ipod Nano. The earphones got on him, he freaked out, and the ipod got smacked onto the fridge.
The screen was terribly dark and I could'nt fix it

pooped in a basket of laundry and then went into another one and peed in it right in front of me. they were both clean....not anymore.

Nothing. The pets I used to have didn't do anything wrong, cuz all they do is swim and sleep.

My cat at my pet bird.

My dog ate my mom's $300 shoes

My dog is always getting in trouble. He always runs out the front and chases people, rips up clothes and when its raining he pees inside. We do get mad but we love him and sometimes its funny :).