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Two women vrienden had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home pagina they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone of something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The volgende dag the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home pagina last night without her panties." "That's nothing," zei the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the brand Station, Well never forget you!'

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it can be over rated
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aya_halaby said:
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, u can paint my porch. How much will u charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and zei to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And door the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


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ROFL oii u teef u'v been in ur room all dag come out im bored
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