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wantadog said:
Once upon a time, in the land of Nekooimia, there lived a mighty king named Frankenspurt. King Frankenspurt was both feared and respected throughout the land for knowing exactly how to run his country. He did not lower taxes to gain favor, he did give seconde chances, and he crushed any and all rebellions with impunity. This was the way it had always been done.
It was a dag like any other and King Frankenspurt was enjoying a pleasant dag in his royal garden with his lovely daughter, Josephinenspurt. Princess Josephinenspurt was highly sought after door the royalty of several neighboring countries for her wisdom and beauty. However, she was also a powerful bargaining chip and the King and Princess were attacked in their garden! Princess Josephinenspurt was captured and when King Frankenspurt attempted to save her, he was struck door a mighty spell! The villains got away with the princess and nobody could find the king!
When Frankenspurt awoke, he was in a strange and mysterious place, and above that, he was in a cage! He examined himself to find that he had somehow been transformed into a cat! Frankenspurt knew that he could not save his daughter while locked in a cage so he observed those around him, learning what was going on before making any action.
It turned out he was knocked into an alternate dimension and the place he was at was the "pound" a horrific place where helpless animals were locked up to be picked up randomly!
So Frankenspurt gave his best goo-goo eyes, got adopted, and ate cat food for a year.
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