Can u give me disses?

You're an insult to failure.

Here. this one always works. It's the greatest diss in the world, and it left Napolean speechless.
Ready?
It's...
"Go to hell."

xD

No?
How about...
"Yo daddy's so ugly he went to a gay bar and all the men there turned straight in 0.00008 seconds."
Not the best, but I'm contributing what I can. ^^;

Ok! I know one!
"Yo Mama's so fat that Naruto does'nt believe it!" XD if u did'nt know, Naruto believes EVERYTHING and that includes EVERYTHING XD

"Yo mama's so old she sat volgende to Jesus in third grade." ;D

ok what about yo mama is so nasty she puts fresh water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh that is all I got now though!!

u stink so bad, when u past a smoke alarm, it went off.

IDGAF so u can just STFU and GTFO :)

Yo mamma's so fat, Bill Gates can't even afford her liposuction .

Yo mammas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store for a week and starved to death

Yo mammas so fat she sits on the regenboog and skittles pop out

you're an epic flail, because u don't deserve the word fail

consider this an eviction notice...GO F*CK YOURSELF!

listen, maybe u should stop acting like u know what the hell's going on...because clearly u don't have a clue

ok, i'm gonna give u a ticket 4 goin' 20 in a 45, 4 busted head lights, and 4 a screwed up rear bumper. (this only will work if it's agenst an adult)

u have got quite a few problems....and i will NEVER try 2 figure them out...