can u think of some funny quotes?

I will give a compliment for each answer:)

here's some I founf funny:D

If wodka was water and I was a duck,..I'd swim to the bottom of the ocean and never come back...
But vodka's not water,and I'm not a duck...So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up!
...
Look at the bright side....
atleast mondays only happen once a week!
...
Bitchy much?
Im sorry...I wasn't thaught how to say 'Fuck You' politely.
...
You're a great friend,but If the zombies chase us,Im tripping you.
...
u know she's your best friend,when she wakes u in the middle of the night and says:'move over u whore.'
...
Starring:Disney Princesses as Desperate HOUSEWIVES
Belle:My husband's an animal!
Cinderella:Mine still drives a pumpkin
Snow white: My husband still leaves me at home pagina with 7 little ones.
Ariel:Mine wants me to wear fishnet stockings
Sleeping Beauty:I just pretend Im asleep...
...
u cry,
I cry,
u laugh,
I laugh,
u jump off a cliff,
I laugh [i]even harder

It's all fun and games until someone get's hurt...
then it's hilarious!

and the lijst goes on so I can't stop:))
 nessienjake posted een jaar geleden
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sapherequeen said:
"Dating an older woman...huh?"
-Emmett Cullen (New Moon)

"I can't have a hairy chest, B. That's f**ked!"
- Ginger (Ginger Snaps)

"You can't trust vampires...trust me."
-Edward Cullen (New Moon)
{If the quote is a bit different, tell me}


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haha aww love them xD especially emmett's but it's dating an older woman....hot not 'huh' :DD
nessienjake posted een jaar geleden
mchuddymerderek said:
Derek Sheperd: How's our super silent secret suncet surgery going? Ha, i've been practising that!
Miranda Baily:You've got too much time in your hands!

another one:

Cuddy:Stop staring at my ezel when u think I'm not looking,showing up at restaurants where I happen to be on a datum and fantasising about me in the shower.That ship sailed long geleden ,get over it.

House: If your still referring to u ezel I think that super tanker sailed would be a meer precise metaphor.

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xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD love it!
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iluvedwardc13 said:
Life is a teef cuz if it were easy it would be called a slut.

xD thats one of my fave quotes ever. i just wish i knew who the person who first zei it was...
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LOL I WAS GOING TO ADD THAT ONE! IN MY commentaar XDD
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Itsmejordyn411 said:
Now the voices are texting me!!
uhm.. friendship is like peeing on yourself everybody see's but only u get the warm tingley feeling it gives.
I tried smiffing coke once
but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
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