"But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out."
-OOTP
" 'I'm going to tie him up. That's all, I swear.' "
-Remus Lupin; POA
"Harry was to be found, yet again, kneeling on the floor of Snape's office."
-OOTP
"Harry's hart-, hart began to pomp very fast indeed. Defense against external penetration?"
-OOTP
" 'Fred and I managed to keep our peckers up somehow.' "
-George Weasley; OOTP
" 'This'll liven u up Padfoot.' "
-James Potter; OOTP
"Harry tried every variation of 'I need to see what Draco Malfoy is doing inside you' that he could think off..."
-HBP
" 'I'm his head of house and I shall decide how hard of otherwise to be.' "
-Serverus Snape; HBP
" 'We're not fussy where we stick this.' "
-Fred Weasley; OOTP
"Which left Harry free to sit in the gras and watch the foursome under the tree."
-OOTP
" 'Maybe it's better when u do it yourself. I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for a ride.' "
-Harry Potter; HBP
" 'Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break.' "
-Fred Weasley; OOTP
"One meer lesson like that, and I might just do a Weasley."
-OOTP
" 'How come Fred & George never gave it to me? I'm their brother!' "
-Ron Weasley; POA
" 'What do u mean I'm not brave in bed?' "
-Harry Potter; OOTP
"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor."
-OOTP
" 'Can we have another go?' "
-Harry Potter
" 'Not now. You've had enough for one night.' "
-Remus Lupin; POA
"Something silver white, something enormous erupted from the end of his wand."
-POA
" "He came last night, when u were in bed." "
-Ron; OOTP
"Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."
-OOTP
" 'Was it... was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use his- thing?' "
-OOTP
"Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his mouth wide open."
-HBP
" 'Can I have a look at uranus too, Lavender?' "
-Ron Weasley; POA
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-Harry Potter
" 'He was asking for it.' "
-Dudley Dursley; OOTP
"...screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back in Harry's bedroom."
-OOTP
" '...when it appears, it is always equipped for the seeker's needs. Dobby has used it, sir," zei the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, "when Winky has been very drunk.' "
-OOTP
" 'I thought not...You let me get in too far. u lost control.' "
-Snape; OOTP
" 'Well, we'll soon find out, won't we? Wand out, Potter.' "
Harry moved into his usual position...
-Snape; OOTP
"Well?" zei Ron finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered for a moment.
"Wet." He zei truthfully.
-OOTP
"He bit hard on his pillow, to stop himself from making a noise."
-OOTP
" 'Doesn't it ever lie flat?' "
-Mrs. Weasley; OOTP
"You are not in a position to bargain, Potter," zei Luciu
