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posted by yoj123

I was walking home pagina from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a walvis drove door in his sedan and zei happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.

I was like wow I went home pagina and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a vis tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!

Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

yoj123 Rando gibberish this is my mind

Aisuanime ...What are you smoking? Because I want some!

demonthief epic

yoj123 Cool right

yoj123 Cool?

yoj123 Tell your freinds about this if you do you will be embraced wit da spirit of BANANA and Plz comment

SmackThatVixen Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

yoj123 Isn't it

vampirequeen001 What are you on??? I mean SERIOUSLY... cuz whatever it is i want it. Then... idk what would happen.

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Random Facts

posted by simpleplan

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed door public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be gegeven to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored dag for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...

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Something to think about

posted by MissKnowItAll

I am the girl kicked out of her home pagina because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...

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song thats untitled- ( i wrote this WRITE THIS seconde on here.lol. please read)

posted by heavenly13

I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure u out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in u and u let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive u , its the end
so u can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil u burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as u push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...

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Ways to be VERY annoying

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Whenever u are volgende bored, of feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your emai address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' of 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks u to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your bureau and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...

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To all those who have added me, mimifaith, and not had the favour returned

posted by mimifaith

I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profiel and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my volgende reason...
If u have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' of 'Harry Potter' of 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan u back.

On the other hand, if u are looking at this thinking that u haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 vrienden who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A dag dont go door u dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF u do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta u XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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The no good part 1

posted by Kanji

u turned to see a figure holding your vrienden lifeless body. u screamed and the figure saw u and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" u screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your vrienden lifeless body u started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then u with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else u turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" u murmured to your self backing up,the guy took u door your...

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~You would never know!!~

posted by nessienjake

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard door the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases meer energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders meer than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...

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UnExpected Love

posted by TOTALFan

WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, u told me."

Paige:"Why u here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop door and tell u I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...

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Do u think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a strand in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits volgende to me on the crooked boom that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still toon in her eyes and the grime...

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i need everyones help!please!!! read this artikels first go to the commentaren though!

posted by lilred96

(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell u my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell u what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person u will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my love even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!

Introduction to My Story, 'Ripples In The Lake'...

posted by musicfanaticXD

Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave u hanging. I think my titel is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's zei that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way of another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what u think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end tafel, tabel and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.

Slave of a evil Wannabe

posted by KatiiCullen94

SHILOH!" ok so now u know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave u chills and made u gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so u shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell u know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound meer scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...

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Definitely Random :)

posted by sapherequeen

KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)

Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many fans I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the top, boven 5 songs I love from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the Random club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how u chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what u feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what u do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i love the way u know
who u are and to me it's exciting
when u know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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A Poem to "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Note: The auteur of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my favoriete scenes

I sat on my bed on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that u hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of oranje traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your avondeten, diner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone u meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Dreams are the only place where our love survives! Pt. 2 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....

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A story about me and my favoriete thing in the world.. PIE!! :D

posted by Fangirl99

Thanksgiving is my favoriete holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, u get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are u ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" zei the pie. it was pompoen pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i love you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are u doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky of disgusting, like melted chocolate of a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand of went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The ster Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...