I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" of "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He zei "I'd like to have one too." Then I zei "But this is a dog". He zei he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He zei I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He zei every room in the hotel was for sex. I zei "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He zei "Me too."
Part II
One dag I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But u don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I zei "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge zei "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge zei "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are u doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I zei "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" of "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He zei "I'd like to have one too." Then I zei "But this is a dog". He zei he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He zei I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He zei every room in the hotel was for sex. I zei "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He zei "Me too."
Part II
One dag I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But u don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I zei "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge zei "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge zei "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are u doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I zei "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
1. We only cry infront of u when we
a) want u to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini rok when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If u ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't of feel like u should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, of angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If u think we like to hang out with u every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have u ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When u ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we love you... u better believe it.
a) want u to comfort us, or
b) can't help it
2. We only wear mini rok when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.
3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus
4. If u ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't of feel like u should know, so
forget about it.
5. When we say we're mad, upset, of angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.
6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?
7. If u think we like to hang out with u every
waking minute, think twice.
8. Have u ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?
9. When u ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
10. When we say we love you... u better believe it.
