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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" of "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He zei "I'd like to have one too." Then I zei "But this is a dog". He zei he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He zei I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He zei every room in the hotel was for sex. I zei "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He zei "Me too."


Part II
One dag I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But u don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.

When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I zei "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge zei "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge zei "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are u doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I zei "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, videos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i love my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones u see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they love their haters, and sometimes I think "if u love your haters, then why do u hate back?" seriously....
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posted by InvaderCynder
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posted by disneyboy122
I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling door and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass door so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
K so me and my sister are wrting a book and we really want it to be published of made into a tv show, but we want the tv thing meer so me and her stayed up ALL night and thought up of an opening 4 the first episode. so i'll write it and PLEASE tell me wat u think and if you'd want to here meer of see this on your tv, so here it is:
(opens in on 3 sleeping teen girls) (Izzy wakes up and does jumping jacks, splits, and a flip)
"Ella! I NEED my slingshot!!" Izzy zei to Ella. "No! Your not flinging Alyssa with rocks again!" Ella said. "Yeah! i still have bruces for that!" Alyssa said. "Well Im...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandaal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)
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