Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
"Betty, I was wondering -- have u ever cheated on me?"
"Oh Jack, why would u ask such a vraag now? u don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."
"Three? When were they?"
"Well, Jack, remember when u were 35 years old and u really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give u a loan? Remember how one dag the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no vragen asked?"
"Oh, Betty, u did that for me! I respect u even meer than ever, that u would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Jack, remember when u had that last hart-, hart attack and u were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then u were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that u should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a meer wonderful wife. To do such a thing, u must really love me darling. I couldn't be meer moved. When was number 3?"
"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when u really wanted to be president of the golf club and u were 17 stemmen short?"
"Betty, I was wondering -- have u ever cheated on me?"
"Oh Jack, why would u ask such a vraag now? u don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."
"Three? When were they?"
"Well, Jack, remember when u were 35 years old and u really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give u a loan? Remember how one dag the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no vragen asked?"
"Oh, Betty, u did that for me! I respect u even meer than ever, that u would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Jack, remember when u had that last hart-, hart attack and u were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then u were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that u should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a meer wonderful wife. To do such a thing, u must really love me darling. I couldn't be meer moved. When was number 3?"
"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when u really wanted to be president of the golf club and u were 17 stemmen short?"
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, koop and stay overnight.
The volgende morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and zei she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, koop and stay overnight.
The volgende morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and zei she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
()_() Help this buuny
(+.+) take over the
() () WORLD! and if u dont.
He'll kill you!
yhul;op - my cat tryed to say 'hi' xD
Omg my bunny fell asleep in my cats litter box xD XD
Ummmmm what else, ou, my lil sis is trying to ride my horse........>:( NO1 RIDES BEAKEY OTHER THEN MEH! SHE IS GOING DOWN!
God other then me being pissed right now and waiting to post random pics what else should i do?
Uhhhhhh......The onley normale dag i had was a monday.
my cat eats dog food
monkeys ate Miley C.
Lets see if i can post the pics now.
things i hate:
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls
things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
gothic colors
pink
acting VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF
words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused
THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!
as i said, totally dumb and random.
Hannah Montana
Dallas Cowboys
braids
Whoppers
my brother
Owen
school
Barbies
dolls
things i like:
chicken fingers
computers
Total Drama Island
Total Drama Action
Creative Zens
spelling things wrong
gothic colors
pink
acting VERYVERYVERYVERY blond
SHINY STUFF
words to describe me:
crazy
quiet
misunderstood
wild
TDI-obsessed
weird
blonde
confused
THESE SENTENCES I WILL NOW TYPE WILL BE SO STUPID AND RANDOM...
I kickewd Chuck Norris because I like to jump off cliffs!!!
Chickenfingers lie about being pink!!!
Whoppers say eat me today!!!
as i said, totally dumb and random.