Random Article: he zei she zei

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posted by karpach_14

He said... I don't know why u wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said... Do u love me just because my father left me a fortune?

She said...Not at all honey, I would love u no matter who left u the money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to u in the worst way.

She said...Well, u have succeeded.

He said... u have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have u ever been mistaken for a man?

She said...No, have you?

He said... Why do u women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?

She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

She said...Okay, but if u get home pagina before I do, leave the hallway light on.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 2 others like this

E_M_LoVeRFaN ...

Bond_Of_Fury Hahah, I love how sexist both men and women can be... Makes for good laughs! :P

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Shakira - Gypsy lyrics

added by Kowalski355

omg. okay this girl in my class named Madison is singing this song for the talent toon tomarrow, and i love this song!

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muziek

gypsy

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omg

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shakia

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Alexandra Burke Ft. Flo Rida - Bad Boys Lyrics on Screen

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Sesame straat Mad Men Parody

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Bounce

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I apologize ahead of time. This was just too tempting to resist posting.

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For Valentine's dag

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Good Morning

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awesome Statues

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS u KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this toon i allways see a new guest ster so i was wondering how do u do it?
u WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS toon BEING ON THIS toon AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest ster is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your vrienden are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if u make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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haas haas Yukai Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

*music*
Nazonazo mitai ni
chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
Minna de doko made mo ikeru ne
*music*
Wakuwaku shitai to negainagara sugoshiteta yo
Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?
Jikan no hate made boooon!!
Wa-pu de ru-pu
na kono omoi wa
Nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai
ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
*music*
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou
Kantan nanda yo
konna no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume
yume suki deshou?
*music*
Iroiro yosou ga
dekisou de dekinai
mirai
Some demo hitotsu
dake wakaru yo
*music*
Kirakira hikatte atsui
kumo...

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend u i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a maand so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are u in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what u mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for u !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate u !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO u EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 seconden till u all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

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60 random phrases

posted by black_magics

1.The 'poke' button on facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I lost my phone, can u call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time u turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him of her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he of she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the oven on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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75 Completely Random and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If u keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical vis stores.

4.A Wisconsin heftruck, vorkheftruck operator for a Miller bier distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper tonen him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her u love her.

5. Call her before u sleep and after u wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease u back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favoriete movie with her of her favoriete toon even if u think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....