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1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when u laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary vrienden that u talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss u in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When u douche of bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of rijst crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask u to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when u can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the divan, bank
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom of dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog of cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'
This has probably happened to a lot of u because of taking notes in class.

Have u ever got a little blister of callus because of writing too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure of rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitaar of even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So u have some calluses and u want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

u can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with citroen for 10 minuten and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams of amandel oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and u will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If u Want to work for people ....Make your hart-, hart the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If u want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As u are the creator of your life, similarly u are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for u
*always forget what u did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when u have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely meer intelligent than u really are. I have picked out some of her favorieten to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended door the T- overhemd, shirt slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the overhemd, shirt isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five jaar old boy wearing a overhemd, shirt that zei "Girls Have Cooties" of "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female of male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have u ever seen a T.V. toon where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't advice anyone,so u don't carry their sins.

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Two u can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! u threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! u only wish u could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like spek and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont u fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an olifant I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." zei my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on of off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to toon the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of u just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your aktentas, werkmap of purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh hulst, holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed foto's of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." zei an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh hulst, holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other ster accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot meer at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are meer than the choices that u make. u are meer than the many hearts you’ll break. u are meer than your dreams that don’t come true. u are meer than whatever people think of you.
You are meer than the things that u say. u are meer than the places that u stay. u are meer than the things that u do. u are meer than I could ever think of you.
You are so much meer than what u think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make u someone new. u are more. u are worth it. u are so much greater than u think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermarkt had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some meer trays and have them ready for u door the time u finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first dag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big spek Classic with cheese.


On the seconde dag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big spek Classic with cheese.

On the third dag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big spek Classic with cheese.

On the fourth dag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big spek Classic with cheese.

On the fifth dag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five ui rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she zei no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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