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"Today, I went to the films with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to kom bij us. We've been together for two years. FML"
"Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy of a girl. FML"
"Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML"
"Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, of even a girl for that matter. FML"
"Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML"
"Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML"
"Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if u reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML"
"Today, I spent fifteen minuten looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML"
"Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart door shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home pagina from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML"
"Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML"
Well, do their lives suck, of did they totally deserve it? XD
Hi. Here are some random lessons.
1. Smiles are better than frowns.
2. A friendly greeting to a friend of even someone u barely know can make a big difference.
3. Making your loved ones happy is meer vaulable than any material item.
4. Being happy with the people u love is worth meer than all the money in your wallet combined.
5. Even when things get bad an optimistic attitude and hard working dedication can make things better.
6. Being veilig is important, just don't overthink everything.
7. Calling bullies the things they call u in response won't make things better.
8. It's good to be nice to everybody, even the people who act bad. Being kinder than the bad guys can inspire them to change their ways.
9. Respecting opinions is important even if u highly disagree with other peoples' opinions.
10. People shouldn't be mocked for being unique as long as they don't do anything morally wrong.
1. Smiles are better than frowns.
2. A friendly greeting to a friend of even someone u barely know can make a big difference.
3. Making your loved ones happy is meer vaulable than any material item.
4. Being happy with the people u love is worth meer than all the money in your wallet combined.
5. Even when things get bad an optimistic attitude and hard working dedication can make things better.
6. Being veilig is important, just don't overthink everything.
7. Calling bullies the things they call u in response won't make things better.
8. It's good to be nice to everybody, even the people who act bad. Being kinder than the bad guys can inspire them to change their ways.
9. Respecting opinions is important even if u highly disagree with other peoples' opinions.
10. People shouldn't be mocked for being unique as long as they don't do anything morally wrong.
