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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at u trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but u my friend!! yes you!! u CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If u didn't have feet u wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do u wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for u %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but u need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like u are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside door itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told u I thought u were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not u again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but u abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called u first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick u should wear a condom on your head so u can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. u just helped me realize it.

Until u called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If u ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would u say when u got there?

Wow, u looked a lot hotter from a distance!

annuleer my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer u the first 25 times, what makes u think the volgende 25 will work?

how do u keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like u fell out of the ugly boom and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to u seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop u when u were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made u but we all make mistakes.

Remember JESUS loves u but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't u go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less vragen and a little meer shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lijst doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When u were born u were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom zei never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! u must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like u but if u really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

u know the drill! u leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They zei they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are u bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to u and your stupid nonsense.

u dont know me, u just wish u did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't u go play in traffic?!

u have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont u take a dag off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
I've really been looking vooruit, voorwaarts to doing this list. These are the celebrites that I absolutely HATE! This this case, number one is the WORST. I apologize if for some reason u like one of these creeps. Just keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion. Please tell me what u think.
 10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.
10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.
 9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.
9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.
 8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.
8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.
 7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.
7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.
 6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.
6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.
 5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.
5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.
 4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?
4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?
 3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?
3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?
 2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.
2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.
 1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?
1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?
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 Liz Wessel and J.J. Fliegelman, Co-Founders of WayUp
Liz Wessel and J.J. Fliegelman, Co-Founders of WayUp
Hi! I work for a company called WayUp; an online site where college students can apply for jobs and internships. Before I started working for WayUp, I had created an account on WayUp to apply for jobs (one of which was a job for WayUp). What I really like about WayUp is the layout of the website as well as the variety of jobs available. What I especially like about many of the jobs is that u can work on online of on your college campus. When I say working on campus, I don't mean that u are employed door your college. What I mean is that u will be a representative of a company on your campus...
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I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if u drive down this road on a dag were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then u might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is zei to be easy to recognize cause if its summer of winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones u can find in the stores. according to the story,if u drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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Sea otters hold hands when they sleep to keep from drifting apart.

When u were born, u were, for a moment, the youngest person on earth.

The elements that we are composed of were formed in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are all made of ster dust.

Cows have best friends.

A prison in Washington pairs up “death row” shelter cats with select inmates as part of a rehabilitation program. It seems to be a pretty wonderful thing for both the inmates and the cats.
Princess Natalie relaxes with Joseph Contreras, one of her caretakers.

Blind people smile even though they’ve never seen anyone...
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 Icy Walker
Icy Walker
Poptropica: Avatars of Medallion Moon

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    "Icy Walker, u are needed in the Dome at once."
    As the intercom voice blared through the room, Icy Walker practically leapt out of his chair. "Finally!" he exclaimed. It seemed like forever since he had last heard those words. Hurriedly he got dressed and ready to go, rolling up his island map and practically stuffing it into his backpack. He was to host a mission, and as a Major rank and a Scholar, being late would set a bad example for the Trainees.
    When he reached the Dome,...
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