What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The volgende time u and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a enquête to see which of u successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with u - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever u have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If u were really looking for an honest answer, u wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The volgende time u make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused door rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do u and your vrienden keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if u look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favoriete outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If u must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then u never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know u can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises of promotions were gained door arm wrestling the boss.
If u don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The volgende time u and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a enquête to see which of u successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with u - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever u have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If u were really looking for an honest answer, u wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The volgende time u make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused door rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do u and your vrienden keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if u look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' favoriete outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If u must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then u never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know u can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises of promotions were gained door arm wrestling the boss.
If u don't read this, someone else wil
I HOPE u ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
u can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
u can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These quotes are Quotes with differnt meanings of fret of just the animal.
“If a fret bites u it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the aantal keer bekeken are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, u can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to fret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and fret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a fret bites u it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the aantal keer bekeken are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, u can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to fret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and fret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I love you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I love you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and u don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do u use these emotions of others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) kiss
-See meer emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. of be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat food that can make u sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda of crush
4) gety near load stuff of equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late uur
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straat orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make u hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what u did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat food that can make u sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda of crush
4) gety near load stuff of equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late uur
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straat orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make u hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what u did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes u mad of doesnt agree with your point of view u just meld them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes u mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont meld thm. Because we are a big family and we dont meld of block family we care and toon love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to meld someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes u mad of doesnt agree with your point of view u just meld them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes u mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont meld thm. Because we are a big family and we dont meld of block family we care and toon love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to meld someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
