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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, of being a creep, u will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks u can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell u where I fucking live so we can fuck random strangers.

Stranger: u like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: u ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, of copy everything they say.
added by Cyrusrocks
Source: no idea
posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do u speak in silence?
Why do u sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what u have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. meer than machinery, we need humanity. meer than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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posted by haliethefangirl
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did u hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from u cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for meer

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go Google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little trommelaar, drummer Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything u may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope u like it, I've geplaatst it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy of quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, u may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, of too serious, as zei before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting afbeeldingen captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated door the smoke of get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, u rant so much about how u have a hard time making choices. Whether u should work on your assignment of go out with your friends. Whether u should datum this guy of that guy. Whether u should break up with your boyfriend of not. Whether u should wear the roze blouse of the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely love my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place u can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do u think u are messing with? Don't u know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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posted by Tamar20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their commentaren and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If u don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to u of start swearing of being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down of until they talk to u nicely. Some people can be gegeven seconde chances to realize that u aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate u for. But some people just won’t like u in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the toon is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If u look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", of perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making u upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way u are, of they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, of don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying u for "no reason", it's because they like you, of is jealous of you, of it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give u a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if u can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your dag been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written door a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever u do, don't just toon up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and u will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope u enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and u failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail u out of jail, a best friend will be sitting volgende to u saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the kust-, oever like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made u smile
8:Clear as a klok, bell my nody zei "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character of the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend u their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat of drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why u have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents door Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, door Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail u out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting volgende to u sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen u cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else u cried...just laugh about it with u in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised door the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one vis heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your vrienden

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them u are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that u want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines dag gift your vrienden a cucumber and tell them u grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it volgende to your ear and say that he talks to u and says he need a new home pagina and thats why u buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like of love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn meer fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn meer fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medailles ...u have to add meer pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have meer medailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get meer fans.....and frnds too.

when i have meer ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 dag everybody and type ur commentaar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.