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My seconde hetalia artikel since all of u who commentaar gegeven on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope u like~


1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome u are

4. Run up to random people and insist they marry u in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a random time switch to acting like another character

9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.

10. at random inappropriate times sing " MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BOKU HETALIA! "

11. When someone walks up to u of touches u scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "

12. At random times talk to a space of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".

13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~

14. When u go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.

15. Ask some random person to toon u the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and u know why x)

16. Talk in a terrible british accent

17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they vraag you

18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells u to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....

19. Carry around a tomaat with u in public and take bites out of it at random times.

20. When someone bothers u while you're eating tell them u curse them with england's bad food spell XD

21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses u off.... then act all creepy like russia.

22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever u walk XD

23. Always have a cat, fake of real with u and talk about how wonderful cats are and how u want to be one.

24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "

25. Ask random people to become one with mother russia

26. Carry a frying pan with u everywhere to hit prussia with

27. Ask people if they've seen prussia

28. When u see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.

29. talk about how much u love tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"

30. Carry churros with you...

31. ask random people if they want a churro.

32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA

32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA

33. Randomly shout CHURROS~

34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!

35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer

36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.

37. Run up to a random person and say you'll invade their vital regions~

38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, of an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the hetalia character

39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that hetalia character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )

40. Tell random people about how u love (insert country here)

41. If u see a random person from another country, ask them what country their from

42. ^ if u get an answer, ask vragen like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?

43. Insist on tonen random people your hetalia picture collection on u phone

44. Cosplay as a character... when u go to a restaurant.

45. Creep on people like france would

46. Have a piano app and use it at random times

47. Start singing hattafutte parade

48. Sing hetalia songs in japaneese x)

49. Act like Romano

50. Act like your favoriete character
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For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. u will never find anybody who can give u a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell u that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling u that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed door the federal government is entertainment.
5. u should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests u think she's pregnant unless u can see an...
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13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan u money, tell them u just filed for bankruptcy and u could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, of is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If u get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping of whatever. See how long that commission...
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I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines artikel sometime after this I'm going to make an artikel of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique lijst with some underrated characters, especially at the top, boven of my list. Please leave a commentaar about what u think, enjoy.

20.Pinocchio(Pinocchio)
 I'm... I'm real...
I'm... I'm real...

Just like my heroines artikel I started out my artikel with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...
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