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My seconde hetalia artikel since all of u who commentaar gegeven on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope u like~

1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome u are

4. Run up to random people and insist they marry u in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a random time switch to acting like another character

9. Run around demanding to be recognized as a country.


11. When someone walks up to u of touches u scream " DONT HURT ME IM A VIRGIN! VIRGINS ARE NO FUN TO KILL!!! "

12. At random times talk to a space of air, knowing its "Flying mint bunny".

13. Pretend to see england's friends, the unicorn and elves~

14. When u go to a nice place, start having giggling fits while thinking of hetalia.

15. Ask some random person to toon u the world map, if they do start having a giggling fit... and u know why x)

16. Talk in a terrible british accent

17. Carry around a metal pole and threaten to hit people with it if they vraag you

18. Wear a scarf all the time.If someone tells u to take it off glare at them with a creepy smile and go kolkolkol....

19. Carry around a tomaat with u in public and take bites out of it at random times.

20. When someone bothers u while you're eating tell them u curse them with england's bad food spell XD

21. Act happy and always have a smile, until someone pisses u off.... then act all creepy like russia.

22.If you're a chick Act like Ukraine and stuff your bra, then have a boing sound effect on your phone for whenever u walk XD

23. Always have a cat, fake of real with u and talk about how wonderful cats are and how u want to be one.

24. ONLY talk about countries and when someone asks why scream " BOKU HETALIA!!!!!!!!!! "

25. Ask random people to become one with mother russia

26. Carry a frying pan with u everywhere to hit prussia with

27. Ask people if they've seen prussia

28. When u see people with a musical instrument, complain to them about why the dont play the piano.

29. talk about how much u love tomatoes and how spain is a "tomato bastard"

30. Carry churros with you...

31. ask random people if they want a churro.

32. Randomly shout PASSSSTAAAAAA

32. Randomly shout VOOOOODKKAAAA

33. Randomly shout CHURROS~

34. Shout IM THE HERO!!!!!!!!!

35. Whenever someone talks about a coutry, say things about it. Ex: person 1: Spain is awesome
You: yeah! but i think (fav character here) is wayy cuter/awesomer

36. Randomly start talking about how awesome (fav character here) is.

37. Run up to a random person and say you'll invade their vital regions~

38. In a certain country themed restaurant (such as a greek one, of an italian one) have giggling fits, thinking of the hetalia character

39. When visiting other countries think about how you're inside that hetalia character. (yes this one is meant to be perverted XD )

40. Tell random people about how u love (insert country here)

41. If u see a random person from another country, ask them what country their from

42. ^ if u get an answer, ask vragen like... is he/she nice? ohhh what do they wear?

43. Insist on tonen random people your hetalia picture collection on u phone

44. Cosplay as a character... when u go to a restaurant.

45. Creep on people like france would

46. Have a piano app and use it at random times

47. Start singing hattafutte parade

48. Sing hetalia songs in japaneese x)

49. Act like Romano

50. Act like your favoriete character
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(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex

~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the bed and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the douche blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minuten later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him u met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do u listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him door his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favoriete guy[If u hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson of some who u like ALLOT!]

9. Come home pagina saying u found your true...
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Okay so if u live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The volgende day, cut the balloons off and u got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when u can barely verplaats as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying oranje on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as u want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza of something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go home pagina and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted door aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late u are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me vooruit, voorwaarts to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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1.Tell her she is beautiful

2.Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.

3.Hug her from behind

4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5.Wrestle with her (but playfully!)

6.Don’t go hang out with u ex when she is not with you, u might not relize how badly it hurts her.

7.If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.

8.Write her notes of call her just to say “hi”

9.Introduce her to your vrienden … as your girlfriend.

10.Play with her hair.

11.Pick her up (she loves it)

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Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If u keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
Analyze the situation. Create a lijst of "pros" and "cons" to help u better understand why you're seeking love of acceptance from this person.
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Don't worry about things u can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
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Okay, she's kinda getting meer famous door the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Christmas dag Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if u like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If u ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, singing lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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