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Hi

posted by Misharrypotter

*Gives u a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 minuten geleden via Formspring for iOS
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( of better yet u can kiss me if u make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a eend behind u ten miles away and shots at u but a repeat of last time happens and it hits zei duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 minuten ago( u got a better change kissing me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 minuten ago
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WHAT DO u THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 minuten ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , kiss me and that eend is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 minuten ago

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jbieber4realz Lol...Uh Are You 100% New here? √

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haas haas Yukai Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

*music*
Nazonazo mitai ni
chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
Minna de doko made mo ikeru ne
*music*
Wakuwaku shitai to negainagara sugoshiteta yo
Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?
Jikan no hate made boooon!!
Wa-pu de ru-pu
na kono omoi wa
Nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai
ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
*music*
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou
Kantan nanda yo
konna no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume
yume suki deshou?
*music*
Iroiro yosou ga
dekisou de dekinai
mirai
Some demo hitotsu
dake wakaru yo
*music*
Kirakira hikatte atsui
kumo...

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend u i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a maand so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are u in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what u mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for u !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate u !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO u EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 seconden till u all cry total ninger theme song

look at them

Pregnant

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100 vragen to Ask Your Parents

posted by pure-angel

I Found that on the internet

1. When u were young, were u involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement of against Vietnam? Why of why not?

2. What tells u when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your favoriete car when u were young?

4. How often do u go over the speed limit?

5. Were u considered populair in middle school of high school? Why of why not?

6. Did u have big fights with your mom when u were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did u have big fights with your dad when u were...

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60 random phrases

posted by black_magics

1.The 'poke' button on facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I lost my phone, can u call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time u turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him of her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he of she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the oven on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar u grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something of someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fontein run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to u in public about the...

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75 Completely Random and Useless Facts

posted by Delilah_Scruggs

NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If u keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical vis stores.

4.A Wisconsin heftruck, vorkheftruck operator for a Miller bier distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper tonen him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her u love her.

5. Call her before u sleep and after u wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease u back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favoriete movie with her of her favoriete toon even if u think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

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Always Remember These 27 Facts When Liking A Guy.

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys may be flirting around all dag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. u have to tell a guy what u really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys love their moms of grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. u can never understand him unless u listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...

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Alpha & Echo

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The Witch's House

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Promotional Kitten Basket?

added by RoohWinchester

Source: www.damnyouautocorrect.com

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Wise Quotes about Life

posted by dodo4

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The meer he gives to others, the meer he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer of meer flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a bron of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever u ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...

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50 most hated tv characters (according to FHM magazine)

posted by HuddyJoy0524

FHM Magazine released a lijst a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do u all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people of that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late toon With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved door The...

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posted by scarlet009

not door me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot of putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast food restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on top, boven of the high board and say u won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because u have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend u can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the top, boven of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken kruis the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken kruis the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to kruis the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...