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posted by australia-101
u may be stupid if...

...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you can't remember the number for 911.

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.

...you fail Physical Education.

...you can not spell it.

...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.

...you think taco klok, bell is a Mexican phone company.

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.

...you frequently misspell your own name.

...you've ever been stuck in a toilet seat.

...you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade.

...it takes u two hours to watch 60 minutes.

...you often wonder who Ronald McDonald's parents are.

...you sell your car for gas money.

...you think Hamburger Helper comes with a man.

...you try thinking and nothing happens.

...you think a quarterback is a refund

...you think hot dogs are real meat.

...people nick-name u Homer.

...you cook minuut rijst for an hour!

...upon approaching a traffic sign that says STOP AHEAD, u reach over and grab your passenger door the top, boven of the head.

...you lose $25 on a horse race and then lose $25 on the instant replay

...you were the one testing out the haai bite suit.

...you get tangled up in a cordless phone.

...you need to be reminded to breath.

...someone tells u to call 911, and u can't find the 11!

...you take a donut back cause it has a hole in it!

...you stare at an oranje sap can because it says concentrate.

...you have to look "stupid" up in the dictionary.

...you sit on the TV and watch the couch.

...you tell your wife not to laugh as u point a gun to your head, because she is next!

...you think Yogi beer played for the Yankees.

...you bronze a goud medal as a keep sake.

...you get lost in your closet.

... u take an I.Q. test and forget to write your name.

...you go around a revolving door looking for the door knob.

...you lijst the police department as a reference on your resume.

...you get fired from volunteer work.

...a hamburger is a cheeseburger, hold the cheese, to you.

...you run around looking for a quarter to call 911.

...you can't find the "ANY" key on the keyboard.

...you feel for one millisecond that u may have won the sweepstakes this time despite the fact that it is stamped in clear view "bulk rate."

...you try to look up a word in the dictionary without knowing how to spell it correctly, and u can't find it. Feeling like a ''genius'', that u realize that WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY made an error.

...you have to look on both ends to open a bottle.

...someone offers u a bagel and u reply, "No thanks, I already have a dog!"

...you turn the light on to see if it's dark.

...you take your chia pet for a walk.

...you wear your glasses while looking for them.

...you think it's funny when someone makes fun of you.

...you laugh at yourself when u step in dog crap.

...you come out of the douche and burp a soap bubble.

...you can't find your ringing phone.

...you ask someone "Can I ask u one question?".

...you're saying "I don't get it!" right now.

...you put the melk in the dishwasher and the glass in the fridge.

...you can't find this website.

...you see a sign with a cigarette with a \ through it and just think that the owner of that sign hates drugs, and then light a cigarette.

...you can't get online right now.

...you went to the bibliotheek to read.

...you figured u were stupid from the last line u just read.

...you just threw your monitor out the window.

...you just walked outside to see if u had mail because your computer zei u did.

...you went to a movie to catch up on some reading.

...you tried to get off drugs door pushing the "Caps Lock" key.

...you used your vrienden computer to get home pagina door pressing "Home".

...you typed your soc. security number in just for fun

...you just played 53 pickup

...you put doritos in a tennis ball launcher and had one slaan, smack u in the head.

...you pushed the "emergency stop" button on an elevator to see what it did.
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