A guy was annoyed door his girlfriend.... 'cause she kept on asking for marrying her.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..
And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and zei "will u marry me? The ring is inside me"
She zei nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and zei "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...
But the teddy lived happily in peace.
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