"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps u out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if u can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push u around while u yell "ye-haw!"
Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot.
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Constantly wink at a person u don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
Do all of these above without getting thrown out.
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that u don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, ". . . I'm Batman. Come, Robin-to the Batcave!"
Dress as a Jedi and randomly tell other shoppers in you're best Yoda voice,"May the force be with you."
Everytime u walk out the door (or try waiting door the door for others to walk out), make a dinging noise then say mechanically "We're sorry. u have activated the Wal Mart inventory control service. Please step back and a Wal Mart associate will help you. Thank you."
Fill your shopping kar, winkelwagen with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people.
Find a parent with her kid in the shopping cart. Point at the kid and ask the parent, "What aisle are they selling these on?"
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
Gather a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them into neighboring aisles.
Get 20 people together and play hide-n-go-seek.
Get a dish towel and bucket and sit on the floor singing "It's a hard knock life for us!"
Get a friend, put on as many artikels of clothing u can find and start sumo wrestling (use diapers if possible).
Get a group of vrienden together and take lawn chairs from the display then rewind the movie playing on the display TV in electronics, sit down and watch the entire thing.
Get one of those fake dogs that barks/sings, place it on the ground in front of a group of people and press the button to make it sing/bark. Then proceed to bark and growl like u are going to attack it.
Go into the dressing room and yell real loud . . . "Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!"
Go to the express lane and get an item, and say "Wait, I forgot something, and keep doing that until u have like 50, check out, then say "Thanks, I forgot how much this costs," and walk away.
Go to the video game section and play one of the games for a minuut the throw down the controller and start to bang on the display case. When an attendant asks u what u are doing, tell him your trying to change the game.
Go up to a guy and start crying saying "I finally found u mommy!" See what he does.
Go up to someone and start taking items from their basket and put them into yours.
Go up to the clerk and say "Code Red!" See what they do.
Grab handfulls of super bounce balls and go wild.
Have a couple of vrienden go with u and dress up as Power Rangers. Battle the invisible enemy and tell shoppers to stand back.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "Pick me! Pick me!"
Hide in the toy section. When someone comes close, jump out at them throw a ball and yell "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Hold indoor shopping kar, winkelwagen races.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
Joust with the electronic assist carts and wrapping paper (they usually won't throw u out).
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while u pick your nose.
Make a trail of appel, apple sap of limonade on the floor, leading to the rest rooms.
Make farting noises as u walk door someone.
Make the entire auto department smell door sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do u have any Shnerples here?"
verplaats "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
Page yourself and then after the employee says your name, say . . . "Oh that's me, I've got to go. Thank you."
Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
Play "Marco Polo."
Play blind chicken with 12 friends, putting a blind fold on one and them having that person trying to find you.
Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
Play with the automatic doors.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
Pour bubble bath into the fountains in the garden section.
Put M&M's on layaway.
Put random items in the shopping carts of others while they aren't looking.
Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
"Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
Re-dress the mannequins as u see fit.
Relax in the patio furniture until u get kicked out.
Repeat whatever the store clerk tells you.
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Roll cans of soep down the aisles.
Run around the store yelling "I'm a princess!" while holding a toy wand.
Run around yelling for your pet fret "Stinky." Check out all the funny looks u get.
Run up to a complete stranger and say "You're it!"
Run up to a new employee in the pet aisle and point to an invisible cash register and say "Hey you! That cash register over there, well um, I think it's magic! It made my little sister (or brother if u have one) disappear!" Wait and see what they say and the expression on their face.
Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department.
Say things like, "Would u be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuut intervals throughout the day.
Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
Set up a battle of laser tag.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from bed and Bath.
Set up like ten pineapples in the shape of bowling pins and start bowling with a coconut.
Shoot the bungee tops at customers.
Start Humming the Teenage Mutant Ninja schildpad theme song. Whenever someone looks at an item near you, scream "TUTLE POWER" and run away as fast as u can.
Strategically scatter those novelty dog poops throughout the store and wait for some to announce "cleanup on aisle . . ." then yell "BAD FLUFFY!"
Switch the Men’s and Women’s signs on the doors of the restroom.
Take a snickers bar, go in the bathroom and smoosh the snickers bar in your hand and reach over to the volgende stall and say "uh do u have some toilet paper over there?"
Take all of the free AOL cd's on the end of the check out counter.
Take bets on the battle described above.
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys door setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
Test the fishing rods and see what u can "catch" from the other aisles.
Throw as many shoes as possible onto the floor in as little time as u can.
TP as much of the store as possible.
Try to fly on a broom. If anyone asks what u are doing, tell them in a very annoyed voice, "The brooms don't work!"
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
Unload then entire bin of giant bouncy balls, get in the bin, and have a friend put all the balls back on top, boven of you. When someone walks by, jump out of the balls, causing them to fly everywhere.
Walk about 10 centimeters in front of a moving shopping kar, winkelwagen and yell "Its gonna get me!"
Walk around in rubber boots , a rain coat, and an umbrella on bright sunny day!
Walk through the store pushing a kar, winkelwagen that is upside-down.
Walk up and down yelling, "mommy, mommy!" Then keep saying out loud, "have u seen my mommy? I'm lost and I cant find her!"
Walk up to a person, toon a fake badge, and say "FBI. I've heard that u have been shopelifting and I need to check you."
Walk up to an employee and ask where the laxatives are, changing your voice as if u really need it.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," See what happens.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen u in so long! . . ." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
Walk up to the automatic doors and walk back and forth through them and each time u go though, look up at the sensor and yell, "How does it work?" of "IT'S MAGIC!"
When a woman with children walks near u in the toy aisle, throw yourself on the floor, screaming, "Mommy, I want that toy!"
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
When someone asks if u need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't u people just leave me alone?"
When someone steps away from their kar, winkelwagen to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
When the speaker/pager deal comes on start mimicking them.
When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
When two of three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
While playing a video game in the Electronics, skip side-by-side, wiggle your butt, and hum to the music.
While walking alone pretend u are having a serious conversation with someone.
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crud, anyway?"