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"Ha! The pervert is active! "Randomness zei floating in the air. Zachkyu gave him a sideways look. Randomness' s eyes changed from blue to green.
"Will u shut the hell up in a monotonend leave?"Zachkyu said. Randomness put his feet on the ground. "Kívánom, hogy meghal, mint egy nő," he said. Zachkyu frowned at him."I don't speak Hungarian,"Zachkyu said.
"Will u two just stop? And apologize to my boobs Zachkyu," Kaia zei shortly. She was on the ground, frowning. "I'm sorry I accidently fell on u Kaia's boobs," Zachkyu zei I. Kaia got up and low kicked him, making him fall. She then walked away as if nothing happened.
"I'm suprised she didn't use one of her guns on you," Randomness said."Shut up!"
Randomness took off his small backpack and stuck his whole arm in it, the half of his body. He took out a gun then aimed it at Zachkyu backed away. "How old are you?! Why do u have a gun?!"he yelled. "Well, my physical appearence is that of an eight-year-old but I'm.... well I really don't know. I'm older than u though," Randomness said, smiling like he was up to something."I don't believe that you're older than me in all honesty, because u act less than twenty one. Other than that, put the gun away,"Zachkyu said, in a fighting position.
Randomness shrugged, and was about to put it down when someone yelled,"DO NOT PUT THAT GUN DOWN!" Randomness looked behind him to see Cadete. He blinked as the black haired teenager put his icy blue eyes on his older brother.
Venous amd Larry appeared on both sides of Cadete. They looked at Zachkyu bluntly and zei in sync,"Shoot him and put him out of his misery."
Zachkyu's eyes widened as he stared at his younger siblings. "Wha-what the hell? Why would u tell HIM that?! He-he'd take it seriously!" Larry trained his eyes on Zachkyu and spat out,"We're serious about telling him that!"
Then a gunshot rang, and Zachkyu jumped back and the spot where the bullet hit the ground near his feet had a small hall. "You're crazy! " he yelled.
"CHAOS, HARON ANNE IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!" a girl's voice yelled. The group looked at the roof of a house to see Piangela with weird markings on her face.
"Sometimes I wonder if you're just weird, of you're drunk for some reason," Leo, standing volgende to her zei irritably with his eyes closed. They were wearing matching outfits and Piangela had Pocky in her mouth and Leo had a box of Pocky hanging from had his side.
The twins jumoed down from the roof landing on her feet. They each threw a smoke bomb on the ground and when the smoke dissipated there was a giant Caplico Stick sticking out of the ground.
What just happened? That's what everyone wondered. "TANZEN!" Randomness yelled then rolled, flipped amd bounced away. He left his bag on the ground, open as Zachkyu, Larry, Venous, and Cadete stared away at Randomness, confused.
Then an arm came out of the small bag, then a heaf, then soon a whole body. Piangela came out and said,"You know, its funny he even exists, I mean, theres a reason for everythinh, ja?" Then she went back into the bag.
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If u have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal door conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what u think."

7. Claim that u must always wear a bicycle helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by selgomez5613
Our hart-, hart beats around 100,00 times every day.

Our blood is on a 60,000-mile journey.

Our eyes can distinguish up to one million colour surfaces and take in meer information than the largest telescope known to man.

Our lungs inhale over two million litres of air every day, without even thinking. They are large enough to cover a tennis court.

Our hearing is so sensitive it can distinguish between hundreds of thousands of different sounds.

Our sense of touch is meer refined than any device ever created.

Our brain is meer complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

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posted by lucius_malloy
Answering the vraag link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...
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