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posted by karolinak1999
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable. "10-4 Good Buddy!"

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line andyou're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give your address and exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their vragen with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on top, boven this time.

10. Do not name the toppings u want. Rather, spell them out.

11. Put an extra edge in your voice when u say "crazy bread."

12. Stutter on the letter "p."

13. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) INSIST they have it.

14. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

15. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

16. Ask if u could just rent a pizza.

17. Ask if u get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave asigh of relief.

18. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long"i" sound.

19. Ask to have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

20. When they say, "What would u like?" say, "Huh? u mean now?"

21. Say it's your friend's birthday and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your friend to arrive so u can surprise him/her.

22. Ask if the delivery person could first bring u a menu.

23. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

24. Order two toppings, then say, "No, that won't work. They'll startfighting."

25. Tell the order taker, to tell the manager, to tell his supervisor he's fired.

26. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

27. Try to talk while drinking something.

28. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

29. After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does."Simulate a cut off.

30. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a beschrijving to go with the term. Ask to have your pizza "spanked".

31. When listing toppings u want on your pizza, include another pizza.

32. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

33. Put them on hold.

34. Tell the order taker that u will have to give him your order in secret code.

35. Make the first topping u order mushrooms. At the end of your order, say, "No mushrooms, please."

36. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it,do you?"

37. When you're gegeven the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

38. Haggle for a better price on your pizza.

39. Order a four-inch pizza.

40. Ask if any dolphins had to be killed to make your pizza.

41. Tell them that u don't have any money, but could swap them a piece of your furniture for a pizza.

42. Order a steamed pizza.

43. When they ask "Is that all?" reply "We'll find out, won't we"

44. When they ask what kind of pizza you'd like say "Surprise me" then hang up[but give them your address beforehand]

45. If any of the above practices are rejected door the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "The last guy let me do it."
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posted by spongefan612
This is a long dream I had. I know I say, "Then" a lot, but can u cut me some slack? Fanpop isn't school.

My dream started out with being at my friend Gavin's house. It looked bigger than before. There was some party. I went to another room and someone was charging the laptop I just got and the same laptop I'm typing this dream on. I got it but unfortunately the person charging it said, "The internet isn't working right now." And I thought, "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU." I went through a door and then my sister was there. She was wearing a bikini for no reason. She zei hi and walked past me. After,...
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Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she zei no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...
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baby, cute ,mama
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posted by misscrazel
                One: Pike
I scrambled out my bedroom window. I slid down the gutter and scampered down the street. 
    Soon I arrived at a small brick house. Hurrying over to a bedroom window I  tapped on it lightly. Moments later a girl's face peered up. Her brown eyes sparkled in the moonlight. 
    I smiled and beckoned. After awhile she stepped outside onto the cement porch. 
"I missed you, Penelope." I said 
"I missed u to, Pike." She said 
    Penelope-Rose walked over and kissed me. 
"I found somewhere," I said, "somewhere we could be alone."
"Take me there." zei Penelope-Rose. ...
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posted by the-signless
Do u ever wonder what's going on inside other people's heads?
I do.
A lot.
I wonder what people think of me. Every seconde of my life.
But for some reason, I'm pretty sure it's just a passive acknowledgment of my existence.

They must think to themselves "Really, what does a straight A honors student with a 4.14 Grade Point average and the President of a school club have to hide?"
You'd be surprised.

Life as I had known it before ended in 5th grade. Before the day, December 17th, I had been at peace with my carefully organized world. Of course, I wasn't really sure why it had to be as organized...
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if u say Vietnam he'll stab u with a fork
if u say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if u call for help he'll stab u in the butt.
Never run because u know he'll catch you
he might torture of just plain kill you.
Run for cover, meer like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if u run of cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by fencingrocks
In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science tafel, tabel in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I...
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A new series that's suppose to air soon. I love that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D
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Editor’s Note: This is a contribution door Jennifer Pastiloff

“Love yourself—accept yourself—forgive yourself—and be good to yourself, because without u the rest of us are without a bron of many wonderful things.” ~Leo F. Buscaglia

You mean I am a bron of many wonderful things?

Yes. Actually u are. Own up to it.

Leo has it right.

1. Love yourself.

Despite all the things that u think may be terribly wrong with you, love yourself. Love yourself.

Tattoo it on your brain.

I can think of so many reasons why u should love yourself, but here’s just one: It is incredibly dull and...
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posted by teamsalvatore98
In the world of stereotypes...

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST...
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Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own zwaan-, zwaan costume. Look at my oranje beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here u are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look meer ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
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