Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If u mated a stier dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is druif Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks maïs and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if u have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of datum volgende year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minuten on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, of just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when u plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when u legally can't go that fast on any road?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald eend wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come u press harder on a remote control when u know the battery is dead?

If an oranje is orange, why isn't a limoen, kalk called a green of a citroen called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered brood always lands boter side down, what would happen if u tied buttered brood on top, boven of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if u choked it?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why aren't blue berries blue?

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?