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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The toon was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids toon that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The toon had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favoriete parts of the toon was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this list, and for a good reason too.

IT'S SO BAD IT'S FUNNY AS HELL.

Spongebob sang it when he was trying to distract the customers at the Krusty Krab when they ran out of Krabby Patty's, and this song is the result of it.

THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATERRRRRRRRRRRR......

IS ALL THE TIIIIIIIIME!!!! ;D

It's even kind of catchy, but the best part? Well, go on Google and type in: "Striped Sweater"

You'll find this song, AND EVEN THE LYRICS OF IT.

SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE CONSIDER THIS AN ACTUAL SONG.

If that isn't hilarious, than what the heck is? ^___^

In conclusion, with a short but memorable beat, and HYSTERICAL lyrics, it makes #10 on this list.

Striped Sweater. I never had one. ;(

#9. Bee Boo Boo Bop!

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No man, you're thinking of bee boo boo bop, boo boo bop!

Bee.... Boo boo bee? Bop? Boo boo bop!

CALM DOWN I'M F**KING WITH YOU. :D

Seriously, this stupid song is SO DAMN CATCHY, and everybody loved it.

It was a song called, "Electric Zoo" that played on the radio in the episode: "Krab Borg." And Mr. Krabs danced to it for a little while.

And that was the best damn 10 seconden of my life.

I remember the episode itself being one of the funniest episodes of the entire show. Spongebob gets scared door a robot movie and convinces Squidward that Mr. Krabs is a robot and.......

Squidward: Spongebob.... I never thought I'd say this but..... LET'S GET THAT POOP! ;DDDDDDDDDDD

Best. Episode. EVER.

Bee Boo Boo Bop. Bee, Boo Boo Bee? Bop, Bee Boo Bop Bee! Boo Boo Bop!

The commentaren section is going to slaughter me for that.....

 We got a badass over here.
We got a badass over here.


#8. Gary's Song.

Meow. Meow meow meow. Meow, meow meow!

10/10 MASTERPIECE AWESOME COOL AMAZING WOAH COOL SWEET FO RIZZLE SHIZZLE :OOOOO

Nah, I'm screwing with you. ;D

#8. Loop De Loop!

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This song taught me how to tie my shoes, I'm not even joking.

Yeah, this is where I get serious, this song ROCKS.

It's catchy, fun, and globaal, algemene nice to listen to. Plus, the chorus line was awesome.

I think the episode was about Spongebob trying to tie his shoes, but he could never get it right. And then, RIGHT THE HELL OUT OF NOWHERE, Gary ties them perfectly.

BECAUSE FUCK LOGIC.

In conclusion, this song is one of the best in the whole show. It was catchy, fun, and even educational! Plus, we all knew it was painful (Like, piano to the face painful.) Not being able to tie our shoes, and this song helped us with that!

And I'll always love this song for that.

u GO LOOP DE LOOP AND PULL, AND YOUR SHOES ARE LOOKIN COOL! ;D

#7. Patrick's Song!

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"Yeah, this is where I get serious."



(I'll continue this if I get enough support, thanks guys! ^__^ Can we get 2-3 fans?)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when u tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. wis any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. u need to listen to us
6. if u going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i love you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if u get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if u do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With haai Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of haai attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if u are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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posted by mehere
Im sorry if u dont like me Im sorry if u think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who u are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change of be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If u don't like my words, don't listen. If u don't like my appearance, don't look. If u don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. u think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't u see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, u gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
meld the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave u alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat of drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why u have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail u out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting volgende to u sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen u cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else u cried...just laugh about it with u in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks u to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has u on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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1. Every dag at school is the same
2. u never know if your braids look digusting of not
3. u are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. u would like to think that people notice of even think about u but u are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows of cares about
5. u worry people will write nasty commentaren on your fanpop artikel that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all u do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When u only really have like 3 vrienden at school and 2 of them...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting door an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the uithangbord to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five minuten yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time u see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that u are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that u are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure u dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W struik, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, of 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th dag of the year....
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Note:I wrote that only for fun! i don't even believe if the world is going to end in 2012 cause God only knows when! so don't put stupid commentaren please!


-How to Survive:

1-Make sure that you've got a back pack full of food and drink

2-Build a room under the ground make sure,that it's ready to use.

3-Sell your Home

4-If your mum of dad is a Doctor ask him/her to teach u some stuff about nursing

5-go to the room u built under the ground and put some food and drinks there!

6-When the dag comes! go to the room u built under the ground at 4:00 am before the sun comes!


How to get Ready:(2 Days before...
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posted by animefreak21
do this stuff if u dare but it would be funny 2 c
something like this happen i also made this up myself

1. start caramelldansen in the middle of the store

2. go up 2 a random person and hand them a paper
that says death on it when u hand it 2 them say
wakarimasen (i don't understand) in a really weird
voice then run away

3. sing a really annoying song at the top, boven of your lungs repeatedly

4. follow random people all over the store of where ever they go except the bathroom (that would just be
creepy)

5. say there u r i was looking all over 4 u and glomp (hug some 1 really tight) a random person

6. go up...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender of if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of u have heard Born This Way door Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I love everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being u are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need food when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do u want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take u out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call u sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give u a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why u are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are u going through now?

"I love you, too." = Okay, I zei it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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this is something that was in the news box on yahoo.



New term: mom-zilla. We know all about temporary bridal insanity, and the underreported groom version, but in some families, it’s the parents who are seized door irrational wedding meltdowns.

Last month, 60-year-old British florist and total mom-zilla, Carolyn Bourne attacked. After her stepson’s bride-to-be, Heidi Withers, was a guest in her house she had a thing of two to teach her before she entered the Bourne family.

So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our love u lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we love him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our love is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we love be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape of form.
6.Guys u should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with u (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly love we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When u (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just reading some of the Terminator Quotes through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash dag tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. u might get annoyed door it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! u can think what ever u can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people love batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One dag he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my volgende hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that u can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at u a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments u a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if u are single.

06. He asks u out for lunch.

07. He asks u out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats u like a lady.

12. He walks u to your door.

13. He wants to see u often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells u he likes you.

16. His vrienden know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He zei he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I zei "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give u the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over door a cop and he of she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, u have been caught speeding, how much do u think u were going?" Don't say, "Well u must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when u haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron of born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period of PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have u been putting on a little weight?" It's a teef slap waiting to happen.

7....
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