(NOTE: This entire artikel is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and EVERYTHING in it was meant to be taken as a joke. We good? Alright. =D)
hallo everyone, it's Deathding here once again.... >:D
So I was pondering the other dag on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....
LET'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^
Surely this won't get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profiel really quick to see if I got a medal.....
The hell? Where's my page? @____@ Oh no..... THOSE BASTARDS JUST HITLER'D MY PROFILE! D:
Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........
I GOT IT! :D How about I PM Fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they'll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^
Sending the message now! :D
THERE WE GO MEN, NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS WAIT..... :D *Two Days Later*
Alright, SURELY they've responded door now. I mean, busy company of not, there's no way they haven't done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^
See? I told u guys it'd work, they sent me a message! I bet it's telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D
FUCKIN' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:
(By the way kids, don't play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You've been warned.)
Well shit, there's only one option left now..... I MUST-
Fanpop: Why don't u just try getting them the way u were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don't know, NICE? :P
Fanpop: Welp. u asked for it. Don't say we didn't warn you. ;)
Wait, what? Just what are u guys up to.....?
Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my Uncle San Jose!
WAIT A MINUTE........ O_____O I'LL GET u volgende TIME FANPOP, volgende TIME!