Random Article: Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of meer

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Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of meer

posted by Canada24

My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online writing

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I LOVE Korn

I have almost EVERY Eminem album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO vrienden these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view

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random facts part 2

posted by TheRealSexyKate

In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined door Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell volgende to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder...

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I've done some things...

posted by teamsalvatore98

But haven't we all? I've zei some things, but who hasn't? I've thought about things, but doesn't everybody? this artikel is not about trying to get u to ask Christ for forgiveness. it's about telling everybody that they are not alone. my whole life I thought that I'm the only 1 who goes through stuff that I go through. but it's not true. my dad has seizure problems, my mom barely has time to do anything with us, and my family has financial issues, but that is okay. I've been bullied, and there's been times when I committed self harm. The thing is, u may think that u are alone, but there's...

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my 4 weeks of regularness: part 1 (regular show)

posted by dbz9000

Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for acting like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular toon universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around...

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Ok, People's Listen up! :) I was writing thi, and I need your opinions!

posted by Face_of_Music

I was writing this, and I want to know if it is any good before I contnue! Can I have your opinions and suggestions?
Chapter 2 isn't finished, so no commentaar on the incompletion, please, it is a work in progress!

THANK YOU! :P

In the battle against two myths, two High School sweethearts must face the ultimate challenge; either put everything at risk to be together, of put their love at risk to stay alive.

Chapter 1

Henna

Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had...

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Ok, I was writing a book, and I need your opinion.

posted by Face_of_Music

So, I was writing this book, and I didn't know if it would ba any good of not, and I want your opinion on it before I continue writing it, maybe publiceer it, and then make an ezel out of myself if it sucks..... So please be a critic on thi exerpt on the first chapter, and any suggestions, any opinions, will be aknowledged. :) Thank you!

Chapter 1

Henna

Well, let’s just say that my life is not normal. In fact, it’s probably at the most least normal level as it could possibly get. I had never even heard of this myth until it had happened to me. Neither have you, because there are no records of...

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How to Improve your Creative Thinking Skills

posted by randomgirl3000

1. Have a nap. If u want to solve a problem, of come up with new ideas, then instead of always thinking - relax and have a nap. We’re usually meer creative when we’re feeling wide awake.

2. Get into the habit of making small talk. A casual remark can change the way u look at things - so talk and listen to everyone u meet.
3. Sign up for classes and seminars. Listening to the ideas and opinions of others increases the connections u make in your brain. Also, it is usually inspiring and highly motivating.

4. Make sure u spend time with creative people. Often these are people who think...

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Poodles and President Obama: The volgende Generation.

posted by loudhappy

Honestly like i will NEVER EVER understand people who think kindles and other ebooks are like the spawn of satan

sure paper smells nice but the point of boeken is the content which is the same however u read them calm the fuck down jesus christ. so my mom is going to be here tomorrow but the only way she is willing to see me is if she brings her boyfriend along.

now i’ve never met him, and maybe i should be this upset about it, but i haven’t seen my mom in about a jaar (it might be longer) and she isn’t willing to put me ahead of her fucking boyfriend for like 2 hours. at least that’s...

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35 ways to feed an Elephant: Don’t define me door door mistakes.

posted by loudhappy

Omg there’s pastaaaaaaa for avondeten, diner and i’m going to be home pagina alone again. i feel kind of happy whenever i’m home pagina alone. i think its because i eventually got used to the quietness around the house when my sister was almost always never home pagina because of school. it feels kind of nice actually. Cait just told me she might quit. DAFUQ. SO MAD. Coach Ron isn’t that good, but WHY CAN’T SHE JUST TAKE CHARGE LIKE A CAPTAIN SHOULD. She always gets hella pissed fast and it’s scary. I mean, I try not to offend, but she gets mad anyways. If Innah and Cait are gone, we’re gonna lose all our matches....

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Dani Describes Her Best vrienden (from My Book)

posted by 16falloutboy

Patrick(Tricky) Vaughn Stump: A quiet but friendly face and a voice to DIE for. My husband and frontman of Fall Out Boy, my hopes and dreams, my life and heart. He is very talented and he is about the most sweetest thing I've ever met. He was my best friend ever since 3rd grade then we became a couple in high school, I moved away and never saw him again...but I'll save that tale for another time as for I reunited with Patrick after a tragic event between one of my exes. I love him with my all my hart-, hart and he's really special to me...and now we're marrried <3

Danielle(Dani...don't ever...EVER...

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10 Things Your Dog Would Tell u

posted by dinu12

1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from u will be painful: remember that before u get me.

2. Give me time to understand what u want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. u have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however u treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before u hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily...

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56 Facts About Left Handedness

posted by E-Scope90

Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” Women are meer likely to be right-handed than men door about 4 percentage points.i
August 13th is “Left-Hander’s Day.” Launched in 1992, this yearly event celebrates left-handedness and raises awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience every dag in a world designed for right-handers.c
At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality. It has also been seen as a trait indicating creativity...

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point of the random fan club

posted by MrsPinkiePie

I’m just putting it out there that the random fan club is for posting anything and everything hence the name the random fan club and those who don’t understand that should be removed from this club as the word random means being weird of not normal just means to be different to be unique to be a thing for all things i always thought that the random fan club could be a MLP commentaar the below it a HP commentaar if no one understands this then the meaning of the random fan club lives no longer so i beg for u to see reason this club is for everyone to post everything and anything they want see reason it is a fact being random is a good thing but blocking out peoples randomness is not cool bros

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Theres so much i would undo

posted by hetaliaitaly

The moment u took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
u held them deep inside.
Struggles u were going through
u did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
u didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt u had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

u will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.

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Just my opinion but......

posted by DramaQueen1020

lijst of things I love, and lijst of things I hate.
If anyone agrees u can post below. These are all random. ish.

Love
1) Pictures with funny captions.
2) Ice cream.
3) Moustaches.
4) Poison dart frogs :P
5) Cats
6) Cute cats
7) Cute cats in silly poses.
8) Daffodils
9) Laughing.
10) Kitkats. The candy, yum!
11) Harry Potter
12) Sirius Black
13) Sirius the star.
14) Plaid
15) Queen!!! :)
16) Lemonade
17) Funny rants for no reason
18) Rants that have a reason
19) Unicorns
20) My boyfriend. (jk, don't have one at the moment)
21) Jewelry
22) Peace symbols
22) Theatre games
23) Stupid theatre games
24) Freaky things
25) Ellen...

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Blah Blah Blah! (Random typing!)

posted by kitty190123

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This is really stupid but I was feeling bored...

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Istructions on how to install software - the truth!

posted by australia-101

HOW TO INSTALL SOFTWARE

1. Examine the software packaging until u find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system u need to run the software. It should look something like this:

SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
2386 PROCESSOR of HIGHER
628.8 MEGAHERTZ MODEM
719.7 MB FREE DISK SPACE
3546 MB RAM
432323 MB ROM
05948737 MB RPM ANTILOCK BRAKING SYSTEM

NOTE: This software will not work on your computer.

2. Open the software packaging and remove the manual. This will contain detailed instructions on installing, operating, and troubleshooting the software. Throw it away.

3. Find the actual software,...

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Vampires and world superstitions

posted by Thecharliejay

Vampires From Around the World

By Stephanie Moore

A vampire is a blood-sucking, undead thing of the night that comes after people in their nightmares. Many cultures have vampire myths. In the past, folklore was a means of explaining what people didn’t understand. Widespread vampire mythology reflects the uncertainty about death that we all face.

People in the past had little understanding of the decomposition process.If an exhumed body looked “plump”, how did they know it was the natural result of gases in the body? To them, blood leaking from a corpse’s mouth meant that the dear departed...

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Life Flashes before My Eyes.Chapter 2.

posted by adaug

From butterflies to praying everyone was okay.I ran to the back room where Ben was.John ran after me.
I saw Ben pointing a gun at a aunt of John's.I grabbed my shoe and threw it at the gun.It slid out of his hand.John's aunt ran away.Ben starred at me.Then,slowly got out another gun.He kept looking at me with a confused look.I looked at John,then,quivering,I knew I had to do something.
"Blondie,Leave.NOW."Ben demanded.John fled,I hope he was bringing help!"Well,well,well.Nanette.I told I'd get you.You thought I'd lie?"He asked."N-n-n..."I stuttered and just shoke my head.This,wasn't the end!I...

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The Epic Conversations Between Hattress And Her Friend Emily - Part I

posted by Hattress

The most random thing ever made - me and my friend talking on facebook chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.

H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily

H: Why do u call me and not say anything?
Second time in a row?

E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.

H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me door accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)

E: Was she singing "Hallelujah"?

H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.

E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but...

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10 ways to p*** off your teacher

posted by sakurahanazono

1.)When your teacher asks any vragen say "Why does my cats breath smell like cat food?"

2.) When the teacher is reading out facts say "Lies! Lies!" of "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"

3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.

4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"

5.) When your teacher asks why u didn't do your homework say " u can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"

6.) Jump on top, boven of the tafel, tabel and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.

7.) When the teacher asks u to answer a vraag say "The brain u are trying to reach...