Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are vrienden live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are u called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then u would be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: I don't get it.
Tom: u will one dag my friend. u will one day. *Looking at audience* Now, we're gonna start off our toon with a segment we like to call Crossover Parodies, and that's when we make a crossover of something, and make fun of it.
Master Sword: That's right, and our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.
Location: Ponyville, Sweet appel, apple Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.
An evil scientist door the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, of Mobius.. Whatever it's called.
The residents of Ponyville had just fought off a group of Robotnik's soldiers called Nazis. Is this taking place in 2013, of 1942?
Spike, and Princess Luna had some important information about Celestia's whereabouts.
Spike: Okay, Canterlot was taken over door Nazi Forces... Thanks to Twilight Sparkle turning evil during the Grand Galloping Gala we had a while ago.
Luna: They kidnapped Princess Celestia, and put her in a kasteel in a nearby town called Bethlehem.
Sean: I thought Bethlehem was in Pennsylvania.
Luna: Your mission is to attack the kasteel in Bethlehem, and rescue Celestia.
Spike: Sean, and Shredder will be going.
Sean: And cue in the two worst MLP characters in three.
Sean: Two... One
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon: We wanna help!
Sean: Okay, this is taking too long, skip to that scene where we end up in a house.
After flying in a plane, and jumping out with parachutes, the four of them were in a house.
Shredder: Okay, who wants to here a scary story?
Sean: No scary stories allowed!
Sean: We have a mission to accomplish. Wait a minute, I'm receiving a message.
Shredder: Where? I didn't here any cell phones go off.
Sean: This message I'm receiving is from inside the mind.
Sean: And it says, Princess Cadence is disguised as Celestia, and u need to disguise yourselves as Nazi Soldiers.
Shredder: But we have to go through that portal in The Crystal Empire.
Sean: No we don't. A unicorn will do it.
Shredder: Okay, that's great. May I tell my scary story now?
Sean: Ah, what the heck? Go for it.
One scary story later, everyone except Sean was sleeping
Sean: Ok. I was scared door Shredder's story. I don't want to sleep, so I'm going to continue the mission door myself. *Walks out of house*
As he was doing this, he fell asleep while Scootaloo appeared.
Sean: *Wakes up, and grabs a gun* Put your hands up!
Scootaloo: Ponies don't have hands.
Sean: Oh. Sorry about that orange, and purple chicken.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering while clapping their hands*
Scootaloo: *Staring at the audience with a blank expression on her face*
Scootaloo: *Stares at Sean again* Now, let me ask u a vraag while being as calm as possible. *Gets angry* WHAT DO u THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!?
Sean: Not sleeping.
Scootaloo: Don't u realize u could get yourself killed door doing that?
Sean: No. Only guns can kill us.
Scootaloo: That's not true, but whatever. u need to sleep.
Sean: No I don't.
Scootaloo: Yes u do.
Sean: No I don't!
Scootaloo: Yes u do!
Sean: No I don't! What I need to do is rescue Celestia, even though it's just Cadence disguised as her. *Pauses video* And now.... *Putting in cheat code*
Celestia appeared out of nowhere.
Sean: Mission accomplished, and I didn't even have to go inside the castle. Even though that scene where regenboog Dash fights Twilight Sparkle with swords won't be in here, I still saved Celestia.
Scootaloo: Now what?
Sean: I don't know. We're running out of time to continue this so............
The End of the crossover parody.
Now for the rest of this episode
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straat corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing volgende to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on the block!
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Episode 1: Introductions
Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Announcer: See what I mean?
Aina: *Standing door her house*
Master Sword: *Walking by*
Aina: hallo Master Sword, come here.
Master Sword: What's up?
Aina: I want u to take a look at this boom I just planted.
Master Sword: *Looking at tree* There's birds growing off of that tree!
Aina: Yeah, I know.
Master Sword: How did u accomplish that?
Aina: Simple. I planted bird seeds.
Meanwhile, at a muziek store.
Saten Twist: *Looking at instruments*
Store Owner: May I help u sir?
Saten Twist: Yes. What do u get when u combine a trumpet with a trombone?
Store Owner: What?
Saten Twist: I don't know. You're the muziek expert.
Store: But if u don't know, why did u ask me?
Saten Twist: I think I should leave now. *Runs out of store*
Store Owner: Jeez. Ponies these days keep getting weirder, and weirder.
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself holding a picture of himself...
Announcer: This could go on forever.
Double Scoop: Spoiled sport. Oh well. What type of cereal do british ponies like to have?
Double Scoop: Cheerios.
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game toon wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure u that no meer rule 34 will be mentioned.
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in seconde place with negative seventy nine thousand dollars.
Ozzy: *Drunk* ALL ABOOOOOARD!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing hard*
Ozzy: AI AI AI AI AI!
Audience: *Cheering, and laughing*
Ozzy, and Alex: *Staring at each other with weird looks*
Alex: Fantastic. Martha Stewart is in a commanding lead with zero dollars.
Martha: *Has podium decorated with flowers* Alex. I've transformed this simple game toon podium, into a winter cornucopia.
Martha: Using dry face, and snow tip eucalypti. I really treasure it.
Alex: *Confused* Wow. And in third place with negative one hundred thousand dollars. *Sighs* Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: *Cheering while clapping*
Sean: We meet again Trebek.
Sean: I noticed u weren't able to sit down during the commercial. What's wrong sweetheart? Still didn't lose your virginity?
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Thank u Mr. The Hedgehog. Now let's take a look at the categories for double jeopardy. They are...
Drummers named Ringo
States ending in "Jersey"
The number after 2
Famous Kareem Abdul Jabaars
And finally, Don't Do Anything
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: What is it Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Knock knock.
Alex: *Sighs* Who's there?
Sean: Me, the guy who slept with your grand daughter last night!
Audience & Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just go with Drummers named Ringo for 400. And the answer is, "This Ringo was the ster trommelaar, drummer for The Beatles."
Martha: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Martha Stewart?
Martha: *Sad* I'm so terribly lonely.
Alex: I know.
Sean: *Buzzes in*
Alex: Sean the hedgehog. The trommelaar, drummer for the Beatles.
Sean: Uh, Craving Moorehead.
Alex: Who is Craving Moorehead.
Sean: Apparently u are.
Alex: *Not happy* The answer of course was Ringo Starr. Mr. Osborne, u get to choose.
Ozzy: Choose? I'll take Charleston Chews for sixteen million.
Alex: Let's just go with Don't do anything. The answer to this is don't do anything. Don't ring your buzzer, just remain motionless, and u all win.
Ozzy: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Osborne u just lost.
Alex: Well at least the other two contestants-
Martha: *Rings in*
Alex: Why did u ring your buzzer?
Martha: Because that sound reminds me of a yellow throated new england warbler.
Alex: *Confused* Well congratulations Mr. The Hedgehog u win.
Sean: *Rings buzzer*
Alex: *Angry* Wha-
Alex: Why did u do that?!!?
Sean: Because I hate u Trebek.
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog, it's your board.
Sean: It certainly is u beef witted appel, apple john.
Sean: Looky what I did.
He changed Richard Nixon, to Hard On
Alex: Ugh... Alright.
Sean and Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Alright, let's just end this. Final jeopardy. The category is, u know what? I'll tell u what, the category is things u like. Just write down, of draw a picture of something u like.
The final jeopardy song started playing.
Alex: If u like circles, draw a circle.
Alex: Mr. Osborne could draw a Charleston Chew.
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog could draw me hanging myself.
Alex: Anything at all.
The klok, bell rang, and time was up.
Alex: Well let's start with Ozzy Osborne. He wrote, *Looks at his board* Monkeys. Fine, that's great u like monkeys.
Ozzy: No I don't! I hate monkeys!! They're awful.
Ozzy: I had a monkey one time, and he was nothing like Donkey Kong. So, I sent him to hell!
Audience and Ozzy: *Laughing*
Alex: There's something wrong with your brain.
Alex: *Goes to Martha's board* Martha Stewart seems confident, let's see what she wrote. *Looks at Martha's board* Absolutely nothing.
Martha: Alex, I'm filthy rich. I don't need your chump change.
Alex: You're playing for charity.
Martha: Yeah well screw them.
Alex: Please seek some counselling. And finally, Sean The Hedgehog, u wrote, *Looks at Sean's board* Alex Trebek. I-I can't believe it. Som-something u like is me.
Sean: Hey, I know I'm hard on you, but it's all in good fun.
Alex: I-I don't know what to say. Let's see how much u wagered.
The wagered section of the board said...
Alex: I can't believe I fell for that.
Alex: So long from Celebrity Jeopardy, good lord.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
One dag at Fort Courage.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking door the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn: Thirteen hundred hours past what?
Sargent O' Rourke: Forget it. *Walks away*
Dobbs: *Playing the hoorn, bugel poorly*
Corporal Agarn: *Walks over to Dobbs, and hits him in the head*
Dobbs: *Goes crosseyed, and falls on the floor*
Corporal Agarn: Why do u keep playing that thing?
Dobbs: Because I'm good at it.
Meanwhile, door the General store
Captain Parmenter: *Reading a letter, as he walks. He goes up a plank going to a construction center, then goes down a platform on a rope. As he turns left, he runs into a fence, and rolls over back onto his hooves, and continues reading the letter. All without noticing what he just did*
Corporal Agarn: I wish I could do that. All I need is a letter.
So he started writing to a random pony in Canterlot.
Corporal Agarn: Dear, ponies working in the white house. I don't know who u are, but I need your help
Corporal Agarn: I want to do something my captain did, and door doing so, I need a letter. Please send one to me.
Corporal Agarn, Fort Courage, F Troop. PS, can u tell my your names so that I can adress u properly?
Captain Parmenter: *Walks in* Hello Agarn. What are u doing?
Corporal Agarn: Writing a letter.
Captain Parmenter: To who?
Corporal Agarn: The ponies in the white house.
Captain Parmenter: The white house?!
Captain Parmenter: Why? I'm know I'm a clumsy leader, but I can do better!
Corporal Agarn: If you're so clumsy, how come u read a letter while doing all those cool stunts u did?
Captain Parmenter: What are u talking about?
Corporal Agarn: *Staring at the audience with an angry face*
One breif reminder later
Captain Parmenter: Okay, it's all set. Do u know what to do?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah. I read this letter while doing stunts. *Thinking* What do I have to do?
Captain Parmenter: Just read that letter, and walk.
Corporal Agarn: Okay. *Reading letter as he walks, but he trips on some stairs* Okay, I think I just broke my jaw. If that's possible.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the hoorn, bugel poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning u Dobbs!
Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.
Announcer: We'll be back with meer episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did u really think u could get away with watching this toon without any commercials?
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created door regenboog Dash.
regenboog Dash: *Playing electric gitaar while flying* I suppose you're wondering how this is possible. Well, I'll tell u how. The all new Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. It's really alcohol, and makes u do stupid things u wouldn't do in real life. I guess that's why others think I'm arrogant, of cocky.
Announcer: Sonic Rainboom Energy Drink. Not a real energy drink.
The volgende commercial was for Fix-A-Dent.
Mare: If u wear a denture. Take this simple test. Press your tongue against it, like this. *Presses tongue against dentures* IT MOOOOOOVES!!!!! DO u FEEL IT?!!!!? IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!
Mare: Anyway, buy Fix-A-Dent.
The final commercial was for a company on the internet called Spamdex.
Stallion: Do u go on the internet a lot? Do u hate seeing all the advertisements that pop up out of nowhere? Then, allow us to give u our free services, with a new company we created called Spamdex. We do the opposite of what u want us to do, and constantly make meer advertisements pop up on your computer. Spamdex always finds commercials that will...
*Replay when it gets to the ending, making u get off the internet just to make it stop.
*Cost u money. In fact, we collect one dollar a minuut for every commercial u watch.
Stallion: And the best thing is that we put a virus on your computer, so u have to accept what we're doing. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Announcer: And now, we return to Aqua Marine's Journey.
Double Scoop: Well. Those were interesting.
Sunny: Forget television. Let's go outside.
They turn off the TV, and run outside. Then, the TV turned on door itself, and the announcer was on.
Announcer: If you're not outside, you're not active. *Turns off TV*
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the straat intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.
Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I zei about being good at fishing.
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: What the f**k we're u thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director: That's for the volgende episode!
Saten Twist: Oh.
Mortomis: I didn't get to say anything!
Director: Oh shut up, u played as Ozzy Osborne.
Pleiades: And I played as Martha Stewart.
Director: *Not amused* Yes. u did.
Master Sword: I got to play as a Corporal that went on a rampage.
Director: No shit.
Master Sword: I don't like your attitude good sir.
Director: Alright! Look! One meer joke for the audience, and you're free. Okay?
Audience: Yeah! *Chanting* One meer joke. One meer joke. One meer joke.
Tom: Okay, I got one. What kind of truck does Big Macintosh like to drive?
Master Sword: I don't know, what?
Director: That was terrible! Give them a better joke!
Tom: *Angry at the director* u know what? You're just as annoying as a snew!
Audience: *Stops booing*
Director: Snew? What's snew?
Tom: Oh nothing much. What's new with you?
Director: Okay. Now u can go.
They started running up the streets to their houses.
Tom: Thanks everypony, you've been a wonderful audience. Goodnight! *Runs away*
Director: Jeez. And I thought this would be a very unsuccessful pilot episode.
Then a plane crashed into a house, and the pilot came out.
Pilot: How did u know I would be an unsuccessful pilot?
The End. STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2014
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.