Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. u can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 2: The Book
Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker reading a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know u liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make fun of me for that. Are you?
David: Of course not. I like reading as well.
Liam: Same here.
David: What's your book about?
Parker: Birds. I've been drawing some birds recently, and I got this book to learn meer about them.
David: That's nice.
Liam: That's another thing I didn't know about you.
Parker: It's amazing the things u learn everyday. Isn't it?
Liam: Yeah. I've been told that before.
David: I'm gonna get to work. Enjoy your book Parker. *Goes into the kitchen*
Liam: *Walks to a table, and sits down*
Kevin: *Walks in, and sits down with Liam* How are u Liam?
Liam: Good. What have u been up to lately?
Kevin: Taking a look at some tips on Dig Dug, to get a better high score.
Liam: Wanna put them to the test?
Kevin: u know it. *Walks with Liam to the arcade*
In the keuken-, keuken
David: *Cleaning the stoves, and grills with Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Liz: I didn't know Parker liked reading, nor did I know about his interest in drawing birds.
David: You're not the only one. Liam was with me.
Mr. Nut: I'm gonna go out to clean the tables. *Leaves the kitchen*
When Mr. Nut went to the tables, he saw Parker's book, but Parker was nowhere to be seen.
Mr. Nut: He must be in the bathroom. *Holds Parker's book, and starts cleaning the table*
Parker was in the bathroom. When he came out, he walked back to his table.
Parker: *Notices his book is missing* What the? WHERE'S MY BOOK?!!!?!?!?
Kevin: *Has a high score of 13,000 on Dig Dug*
Parker: *Arrives* Okay! Which one of u has my book?!
Kevin: Would u mind accusing us of something we didn't do later? I'm improving my high score.
Liam: In other words, we're not responsible for taking your book.
Parker: Did u see who took it?
Liam: We were busy with this, so the answer is no.
Parker: *Walks back to his table*
But he thought of something else.
Parker: David took it.
Liz: *Looking at the clean grills, and stoves* Well, u two did a fantastic job. I usually clean these myself, but since u arrived early, u beat me to it.
Parker: *Kicks the door open* David! Where is my book?!?!
David: u mean your book is missing?
Parker: Obviously you're not the one who took it, otherwise u wouldn't have asked me that.
Liz: What kind of book was it?
Parker: u stal it!
Liz: I don't even know what your book is about!
Parker: Birds.
Liz: Oh, cool. If u find it, I'd like to read it someday, and I actually won't steal it from you.
Parker: That's very kind of you.
David: While you're trying to find your book, tell Kevin, and Liam that we'll start service soon.
Parker: Sure thing.
As Parker walked out of the kitchen, Kevin and Liam were still playing Dig Dug. Kevin got his high score up to 18,000, and it was still getting higher.
Parker: *Looks at the high score* Whoa.
Liam: Those tips u saw on google definitely came in handy Kevin.
Kevin: What do u want Parker?
Parker: They're gonna start service soon.
Kevin: Okay. Liam, can u order for me?
Liam: Sure, what do u want?
Kevin: Just tell him my usual. They'll know what to give me.
Liam: I'm on it. *Walks back with Parker*
Wayne walked in with Miss. Heart.
Parker: It was them!!!!
Liam: Whoa.
Wayne: What's going on?
Parker: u stal my book!!
Miss. Heart: How can we steal something if we just arrived?
Parker: Don't play dumb! Where is my book?!
Liam: Parker, let me try something. Try and guess the book Parker brought here.
Wayne: The Godfather.
Liam: I zei book.
Wayne: That is a book. u didn't know that?
Liam: What are you-
Miss. Heart: Why do u think the beginning says Mario Puzo's The Godfather?
Wayne: He's the writer of the book.
Liam: I forgot. I haven't seen any of the films in years.
Parker: My book was about birds.
Liam: Someone took Parker's book, and I'm trying to help him find it.
Wayne: Well we don't have it.
Miss. Heart: Go bother someone else.
Mr. Nut was on the patio upstairs. He walked out of his room, and was looking at Liam talk with Parker, Wayne, and Miss. Heart.
Mr. Nut: Excuse me.
Everyone: *Looking at Mr. Nut*
Mr. Nut: u wouldn't happen to be talking about, *Holds up Parker's book* This book. Would you?
Parker: u had it the whole time?!
Mr. Nut: I'm afraid so. u were in the bathroom, and I was cleaning the tables. I thought I'd have enough time to read it before u got back, but it looks like I was mistaken. Sorry Parker. *Walks down the stairs* I guess I should have asked u first before taking it. *Gives him back his book*
Parker: Apology accepted.
David: *Comes out of the kitchen* Okay, your food's ready.
Mr. Nut: Now everyone, enjoy your meals.
Ending Theme: link
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one meer minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See u later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground volgende to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head door her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front door his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit door her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, of beaten up door floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from October 29, 2016
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. u can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 2: The Book
Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker reading a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know u liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make fun of me for that. Are you?
David: Of course not. I like reading as well.
Liam: Same here.
David: What's your book about?
Parker: Birds. I've been drawing some birds recently, and I got this book to learn meer about them.
David: That's nice.
Liam: That's another thing I didn't know about you.
Parker: It's amazing the things u learn everyday. Isn't it?
Liam: Yeah. I've been told that before.
David: I'm gonna get to work. Enjoy your book Parker. *Goes into the kitchen*
Liam: *Walks to a table, and sits down*
Kevin: *Walks in, and sits down with Liam* How are u Liam?
Liam: Good. What have u been up to lately?
Kevin: Taking a look at some tips on Dig Dug, to get a better high score.
Liam: Wanna put them to the test?
Kevin: u know it. *Walks with Liam to the arcade*
In the keuken-, keuken
David: *Cleaning the stoves, and grills with Liz, and Mr. Nut*
Liz: I didn't know Parker liked reading, nor did I know about his interest in drawing birds.
David: You're not the only one. Liam was with me.
Mr. Nut: I'm gonna go out to clean the tables. *Leaves the kitchen*
When Mr. Nut went to the tables, he saw Parker's book, but Parker was nowhere to be seen.
Mr. Nut: He must be in the bathroom. *Holds Parker's book, and starts cleaning the table*
Parker was in the bathroom. When he came out, he walked back to his table.
Parker: *Notices his book is missing* What the? WHERE'S MY BOOK?!!!?!?!?
Kevin: *Has a high score of 13,000 on Dig Dug*
Parker: *Arrives* Okay! Which one of u has my book?!
Kevin: Would u mind accusing us of something we didn't do later? I'm improving my high score.
Liam: In other words, we're not responsible for taking your book.
Parker: Did u see who took it?
Liam: We were busy with this, so the answer is no.
Parker: *Walks back to his table*
But he thought of something else.
Parker: David took it.
Liz: *Looking at the clean grills, and stoves* Well, u two did a fantastic job. I usually clean these myself, but since u arrived early, u beat me to it.
Parker: *Kicks the door open* David! Where is my book?!?!
David: u mean your book is missing?
Parker: Obviously you're not the one who took it, otherwise u wouldn't have asked me that.
Liz: What kind of book was it?
Parker: u stal it!
Liz: I don't even know what your book is about!
Parker: Birds.
Liz: Oh, cool. If u find it, I'd like to read it someday, and I actually won't steal it from you.
Parker: That's very kind of you.
David: While you're trying to find your book, tell Kevin, and Liam that we'll start service soon.
Parker: Sure thing.
As Parker walked out of the kitchen, Kevin and Liam were still playing Dig Dug. Kevin got his high score up to 18,000, and it was still getting higher.
Parker: *Looks at the high score* Whoa.
Liam: Those tips u saw on google definitely came in handy Kevin.
Kevin: What do u want Parker?
Parker: They're gonna start service soon.
Kevin: Okay. Liam, can u order for me?
Liam: Sure, what do u want?
Kevin: Just tell him my usual. They'll know what to give me.
Liam: I'm on it. *Walks back with Parker*
Wayne walked in with Miss. Heart.
Parker: It was them!!!!
Liam: Whoa.
Wayne: What's going on?
Parker: u stal my book!!
Miss. Heart: How can we steal something if we just arrived?
Parker: Don't play dumb! Where is my book?!
Liam: Parker, let me try something. Try and guess the book Parker brought here.
Wayne: The Godfather.
Liam: I zei book.
Wayne: That is a book. u didn't know that?
Liam: What are you-
Miss. Heart: Why do u think the beginning says Mario Puzo's The Godfather?
Wayne: He's the writer of the book.
Liam: I forgot. I haven't seen any of the films in years.
Parker: My book was about birds.
Liam: Someone took Parker's book, and I'm trying to help him find it.
Wayne: Well we don't have it.
Miss. Heart: Go bother someone else.
Mr. Nut was on the patio upstairs. He walked out of his room, and was looking at Liam talk with Parker, Wayne, and Miss. Heart.
Mr. Nut: Excuse me.
Everyone: *Looking at Mr. Nut*
Mr. Nut: u wouldn't happen to be talking about, *Holds up Parker's book* This book. Would you?
Parker: u had it the whole time?!
Mr. Nut: I'm afraid so. u were in the bathroom, and I was cleaning the tables. I thought I'd have enough time to read it before u got back, but it looks like I was mistaken. Sorry Parker. *Walks down the stairs* I guess I should have asked u first before taking it. *Gives him back his book*
Parker: Apology accepted.
David: *Comes out of the kitchen* Okay, your food's ready.
Mr. Nut: Now everyone, enjoy your meals.
Ending Theme: link
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one meer minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See u later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground volgende to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head door her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front door his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit door her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, of beaten up door floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from October 29, 2016
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the hart-, hart of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the brand of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached door the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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