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 Razilee and Elijah 2019
Razilee and Elijah 2019
Elijah Jones's long awaited arrival for 2019 was a documentary that released side door side with his promoted album K-12 door Melanie Martinez on September 5, 2019. It's no surprise that Jones's release was "stereotypical". Elijah's hype for the 2019 jaar started as early as January 2019 and finally died down in May 2019. But with July crossing, Jones's hyped increased and within August 2019 it severely increased. Not only did the film represent something different in response to his vorige albums "Utilize" and "Forgive To Forget" the film had no relation to them and exposed something completely out of the normal.

"The film" to Elijah - was a success no doubt. And sparked several channels to start promoting it. Along with K-12. The film completely smashed YouTube hard.

Along with the promotions - Ethereal's channel took first place with Jones's channel in seconde for the promotion of K-12. Jones also hinted - u don't have to wait another three years for something to hit shelves again on his YouTube channel. In-fact we can easily anticipate and bevestig something new for his channel as a sub-part to the K-12 album within the volgende six months. And the news only gets better - for those who watched the "Razilee and Elijah" film - we can also state Jones is in the works for a new album - and not only. But a seconde film for the documentary entitled "Razilee and Elijah: Part 2" that will heavily focus on that album.
 Razilee and Elijah 2019
Razilee and Elijah 2019
posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until u are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines u see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope u like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when u heard someone talking on the intercom, u fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give u a ride home pagina and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a paddestoel and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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As many of u know I made a lijst of 20 favoriete animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous of something. Anyway just like with my favoriete animated heroines lijst I'm going to be making a lijst of the worst animated heroes. I just love to do these hate artikels just as much as my favoriete ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just meer fun because u get to make meer jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a commentaar and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Haha, Some Funny Things To Do While Class Is Going On.. :D

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1) Bring some boeken to class and read them instead of paying attention of doing any work.

2) Walk around class begging for spare change.

3) Chew on your arm until someone notices.

4) Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back.

5) After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

6) Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

7) After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

8) Sing your questions...
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posted by eslisle4254
I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your hart-, hart beat is my favoriete lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If u could see me, u could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home pagina though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes u happy. I always want u to be happy. I don't like it when u cry. u sound...
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posted by xxemogirl101xx
For people that hate stereotypes.


1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...
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20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick ezel in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favoriete Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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not door me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot of putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast food restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When u arrive at the volgende stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If u are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time u turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him of her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he of she has anything...
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1. u can do whatever u damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. u can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. u can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. u don't having to think about birth control, calendars of ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. u can go out and flirt as much as your hart-, hart desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet zitplaats, stoel issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Solve the puzzles door saying them out loud, over and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until u "hear" the answer.

Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)

2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)

3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person)

4. MOW BEAD HICK (book)

5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (person)

6. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (product)

7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)

8. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)

9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (TV show)

10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (person)

11. DOCKED lijkwagen WHOSE (person)

12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)

13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN...
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posted by KitKitty12
(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex


~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the bed and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the douche blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten minuten later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...
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door a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much meer successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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posted by someone_save_me
These are just some, meer will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If u get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, u must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank u when u open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people door their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if u aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael...
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added by zombiestars
When you're happy and u know it bomb Iraq
If u cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If u never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If u think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to love Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to love every day.
Contributed door funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are u talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
Contributed door funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, u have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed door funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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 hetalia COZ I CAN XD
hetalia COZ I CAN XD
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes door waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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posted by Joe1996
1. When u get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend u are deaf.

4. If he asks if u knew how fast u were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if u can see his gun.

6. When he says u aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him door his first name.

11. Pretend u are gay and ask...
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