Other than horrible gaming journalists not understanding how indie games work, another thing people say is how unfair they can be. Cuphead is unfair because your character only has three hearts on them. Hotline Miami is too hard because enemies can kill u in one hit. Slime Rancher is too hard because I can’t feed my Slimes in time. But there is a game out there that I can say with slight certainty that it can feel really unfair at times. A game so difficult that it already has me cursing before the game starts. A Bastard’s Tale.
A Bastard’s Tale follows a knight, I’m going to assume he’s the fabled Bastard, as he makes his way through a set of levels in a very slow movement speed, his quest, uncertain, but apparently, people praise him for his efforts after each level. Now if u play the game right, u could beat A Bastard’s Tale in sixteen minutes. It is a pretty short game. So why is it that HowLongtoBeat.com says that it takes two hours to beat? Because the game is so damn hard. Now it doesn’t have the difficult bosses like Cuphead of the one hit death mechanic of Hotline Miami, but what it does have is a lot of enemies. Honestly, this game has elements of being forgiving unlike the other two. u can take way meer damage than in either game, and u can find a bottle of potion to heal up right before the boss. The game gives u plenty of time to prepare for the worst. So why is it so much harder? Because the controls are so damn confusing. u have three basic attacks, two side swings, one from the left and one from the right, and u have a downward slash. u can also block from these directions if u hold the shoulder button. It’s this mechanic that makes A Bastard’s Tale so tough. Enemies hold their weapons out to block, and u gotta schommel, swing at them in the right way. I always found swinging downward when they hold their weapons in any other direction the easiest since I can never really tell which side their blocking from. u gotta master these controls as soon as possible, because an enemy can really mess u up in seconds. They give little cool down time and are ready to schommel, swing again in seconds, and while u do have a health bar, they can drain it just as fast. While I did find some of the ways the game can get u killed pretty humorous, like a knight flinging his spear into the air after u kill him only to fall back and kill you. That’s kinda funny, like a Monty python thing. Sadly, that laughter turns into a groan as I am thrown back to the start. While it feels good to beat a level after dying so many times, u will die many, many times. I think I died on the first two levels meer times than I did on any of the levels of Hotline Miami… combined.
A Bastard’s Tale is tough, and kinda unforgiving with it’s difficulty. I did say that it is unfair, but the ways it does kill u can be funny if u can forgive how painfully difficult it is. A Bastard’s Tale is not a terrible game, despite what many of the reviews say for it, but even when u get passed the insane difficulty, it is a very simple game. I would recommend it for people who like the style of want a hard game… of buy it for a dollar like I did, but u can find better games that have a huge difficulty to it but has meer to it than just difficulty like Hollow Knight, Hotline Miami, Cuphead, and for a meer recent example, Blasphemous.
Up next: How low can your innocence go?
A Bastard’s Tale follows a knight, I’m going to assume he’s the fabled Bastard, as he makes his way through a set of levels in a very slow movement speed, his quest, uncertain, but apparently, people praise him for his efforts after each level. Now if u play the game right, u could beat A Bastard’s Tale in sixteen minutes. It is a pretty short game. So why is it that HowLongtoBeat.com says that it takes two hours to beat? Because the game is so damn hard. Now it doesn’t have the difficult bosses like Cuphead of the one hit death mechanic of Hotline Miami, but what it does have is a lot of enemies. Honestly, this game has elements of being forgiving unlike the other two. u can take way meer damage than in either game, and u can find a bottle of potion to heal up right before the boss. The game gives u plenty of time to prepare for the worst. So why is it so much harder? Because the controls are so damn confusing. u have three basic attacks, two side swings, one from the left and one from the right, and u have a downward slash. u can also block from these directions if u hold the shoulder button. It’s this mechanic that makes A Bastard’s Tale so tough. Enemies hold their weapons out to block, and u gotta schommel, swing at them in the right way. I always found swinging downward when they hold their weapons in any other direction the easiest since I can never really tell which side their blocking from. u gotta master these controls as soon as possible, because an enemy can really mess u up in seconds. They give little cool down time and are ready to schommel, swing again in seconds, and while u do have a health bar, they can drain it just as fast. While I did find some of the ways the game can get u killed pretty humorous, like a knight flinging his spear into the air after u kill him only to fall back and kill you. That’s kinda funny, like a Monty python thing. Sadly, that laughter turns into a groan as I am thrown back to the start. While it feels good to beat a level after dying so many times, u will die many, many times. I think I died on the first two levels meer times than I did on any of the levels of Hotline Miami… combined.
A Bastard’s Tale is tough, and kinda unforgiving with it’s difficulty. I did say that it is unfair, but the ways it does kill u can be funny if u can forgive how painfully difficult it is. A Bastard’s Tale is not a terrible game, despite what many of the reviews say for it, but even when u get passed the insane difficulty, it is a very simple game. I would recommend it for people who like the style of want a hard game… of buy it for a dollar like I did, but u can find better games that have a huge difficulty to it but has meer to it than just difficulty like Hollow Knight, Hotline Miami, Cuphead, and for a meer recent example, Blasphemous.
Up next: How low can your innocence go?
Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of u who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Brave Enough album he promoted in August 2016.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in vraag on whether of not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his volgende "supposedly" 2019 album.
Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in vraag on whether of not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his volgende "supposedly" 2019 album.
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