I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.
I "wonder" why some "people" like to use random "quotation marks" in their "sentences".
Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!
Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.
Be warned if u piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat u will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.
I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p
If u are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz i want a refund.
Wishes u could wis people in real life like u can on Facebook.
Wondering if the person who invented the term "good morning" was on too many drugs.
My intelligence is misunderestimated irregardless of my enourmousish vocabularity.
Sometimes the things that don't kill you, only make u crazy! I'm still alive, and not any stronger; so that only leaves crazy.
Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..
Attempting to give a damn... Unable to give a damn. Stopping. Process failed. Damn not given.
My favourite mythical creature? The perfect gentleman men.
Did u know That guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
Huh? I Didn't Hear You. I Was To Busy Being Awesome.
Don't let someone else opinion of u become your reality.
I am not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
People should never b so quick 2 judge me, ya'll only see what I choose 2 toon you. Beware of what lies beneath!
I am contemplating the contemplations of contemplating.
Isn't it ironic? we adore those who ignore us, ignore those who adore us, love those who hate us, and hate those who love us? think we need to get it straight.
Sometimes I wonder what became of my imaginary friend I had as a kid... Did she go to college, is she married of have any kids? I should google her!
GREAT minds discuss ideas...Average minds discuss events...shallow minds discuss people...which are you?
I would like to drown my sorrows but unfortunately i cant get the annoying jerk to go swimming with me.
Back zitplaats, stoel drivers can be dangerous. especially if they are drunk.......and persuasive. "turn here", "but there's a boom there", "i know. awesome isn't it?"
Think of me as your shadow. No matter how far u walk, no matter how dark the night becomes. I'll always be behind u
You're not crazy if u argue with the voices in your head.....you're only crazy if u lose the argument
As Relaxed As An olifant Hanging From A Cliff With Its Tail Tied To A madeliefje, daisy
The only person u can believe when they say "i love you" is your mom; she won't go breaking your heart.
Today i went to IKEA and hid in the wardrobes. And every time someone opened the doors i welcomed them to Narnia!!
Freedom did not come free so if u do not want to stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them!!