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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a cirkel that had its two sides gently compressed door a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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41 Corny ezel jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my lijst of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let u know now i got alot of these from the youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything of eating anything u might spit it of something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the bezem late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the baai, bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF u DON'T PASS THIS ON u DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All dag long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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Why Naruto is the best anime ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make u laugh so hard

3.It can make u cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes u wish u lived in the naruto world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes u think about it all the time

15.It teaches u naruto history

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My Review of The Greatest Showman

posted by KataraLover

THIS IS A REPOST OF AN artikel THAT I ALREADY WROTE ON A DIFFERENT CLUB

This is a film that has been out for a while but I'm just now getting around to doing a full artikel review of it because I've been really busy, stressed, and emotionally drained for a while and all of that has been keeping me from reviewing it. This musical was a big deal when the trailers came out and when the movie finally came out for various reasons. It was Zac Efron's first musical movie since his days in High School Musical and Hairspray, it had freaking Hugh Jackman who always draws in a crowd, it was a brand new...

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Ask Dr. Robotnik! Episode 2-IT'S ABOUT TIME.

posted by deathding

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take commentaren asking vragen from the last episode and answer them in the volgende article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope u enjoy our seconde episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who commentaar gegeven in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...

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Enrique Iglesias Tonight I'm Lovin u Lyrics

posted by selenagomezfan7

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS

"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know u want me
I made it obvious that I want u too
So put it on me
Let's remove the space between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that u move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what u wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that u do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh u know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh u know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh u know
That tonight...

The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe u can toon me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded door the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...

Christmas Carols - Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer Lyrics

posted by CheetahGirl5147

u know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do u recall
The most famous reindeer of all

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if u ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
Won't u guide my sleigh tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nose Reindeer
You'll go down in history

Rudolph the...

Let Me Tell u About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell u about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed door many random ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products of apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined door an idiot that geplaatst a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would u do something like that?

---...

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Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's globaal, algemene prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's meer serious scenes..
* The shows globaal, algemene qulity. u can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* u can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

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A lijst of Sites u Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that u probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add meer to the lijst when I find meer sites I think u should probably avoid. So if anyone sends u linken to the following sites, u have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad door the name of the url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS u ARE A SICKO I ADVISE u NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - top, boven 20 lijst

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying of you'll get some action faster than a pit stier on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all u want even if she is the kind who will out chug u in bier and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names u never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth of Dare vragen Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth of dare Questions

Truth of dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth of dare questions, which will help u to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream u have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality of feature u would like to change about yourself?

Do u have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend of boyfriend's friend?

Do u think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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99 Things Guys Look For in Girls

posted by CullenProperty

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like u for a minute, and then forget u afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are u doing something?" of "Have u eaten already?" are the first usual vragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all dag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...

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100 Reasons why u Love her

posted by milorox18

1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way u look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a dag without u in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need u to be.

11....

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - top, boven 20 lijst

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, of to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get u in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly door giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the volgende family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - u may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin pet, glb and feed him grapes when...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And toon me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And u love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
toon me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And slikken it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.

7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

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My top, boven 100 Most Handsome Men That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

I never thought I would be doing a lijst like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this lijst with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please commentaar but be polite. Also, always commentaar because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...